Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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"Your honor, I know that I'll never see that money again, and I don't want to make any trouble for officer Foster, but losing a whole week's pay has put me behind in my bills. Would it be possible for the Court to consider remitting the Costs of Court?"
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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The Gayest Things in World Football

2) Whenever Pavel Nedved takes a dive, he's labeled as a dirty, cheating Italian by Premiership fans. Whenever Cristiano Ronaldo takes a dive, he's labeled as the best player since stepovers were born. Whenever Luis Figo takes a dive, he doesn't get pelted in the eye with a flying pigs head.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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@Andy - stop worrying about what those people with bad teeth think.

English folk like to think their EPL is the best league, and maybe it is. I mean it's so good that hardly any English players are playing first team football.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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@Andy - stop worrying about what those people with bad teeth think.

English folk like to think their EPL is the best league, and maybe it is. I mean it's so good that hardly any English players are playing first team football.
I don't mind if they believe they have the best football; I just don't like anti-dentites.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    You must have been fallen asleep and had a dream when you burned your dick in the tanning booth.
    Keep running..homeland security is not far behind....isn't time for you to get down on all fours and pray for the 8th time today...

    either way, don't bother responding..you're on my ignore list...but Mama tahir is on..very on...
     

    Zé Tahir

    JhoolayLaaaal!
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    Dec 10, 2004
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    Keep running..homeland security is not far behind....isn't time for you to get down on all fours and pray for the 8th time today...

    either way, don't bother responding..you're on my ignore list...but Mama tahir is on..very on...
    :lol2:

    Are you sponsored by homeland security? You throw that word around as if you are.

    edit: Oh no! I'm on your ignore list, I think I'm going to cry.
     

    swag

    L'autista
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    Sep 23, 2003
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    Very impressive Mr. kotter.

    My rash came from Epstein's mother, but Tahir's is quite a coup.
    Lawrence Hilton Jacobs was the Marlon Brando of his era. :agree: His performances make Don Cheadle look like Jaleel White.

    ßömßäяdîëя;1471822 said:
    That bitch on the left is hot as fuck.


    Touche...
    Bah. Given the women I saw down in Alba, and even near the Università degli Studi di Torino, I wouldn't even wipe my dick on her curtains.

    OK, let us list some of the gayest things in world football.


    I have to begin the name "Real Salt Lake" of the MLS here in USA, and the absolute gayest: Inter wearing that "red cross" away jersey.
    Good choices, though I am not as offended by the Ambrosiana SS Milano references -- more like a ripoff of Parma's away jersey from years ago. But one to add...

    The rising use of Italian diminutives to describe players.

    What is Italy, frigging Brazil? Pessottino was one thing (photo reference). But after the ITA-GEO match in Genova, Sunday's La Gazzetta dello Sport lead with the headline of "Italia Colpo Grossino" after Grosso scored his goal.

    "Grossino"?! :wth: Isn't that the singular form of "Grossini"? Meaning, that the goal was scored either by a Torinese or a breadstick. Your choice.
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    Gay: France scoring two late goals to see off lame-ass Lithuania.

    Cool: Marco Amelia's giant penis; Heads flying over the Verrazano Narrows Bridge; and Tori Spelling's shoe (I bought it on ebay, put my testicles in it, and sold it back it her)
     

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