Nick Against the World (41 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Damn, I loved that show.

 

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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I was told that I was to make an appearance...

For the last six I was theorozing that one could time-travel within his own lifetime, so I led an elite group of scientists into the Albanian desert, to develop a top-secret project known as LawnChair Leap. Pressured to prove the theories or lose funding, I prematurely stepped into the project accelerator, and vanished...

I awoke to find myself in the past, suffering from partial amnesia and facing a mirror image that was not my own. Fortunately, contact with my own time was maintained through brain-wave transmissions with Lillianna, a Greek , who appears in the form of a hologram, that only I can see and hear. Trapped in the past, I found myself leaping from life to life, putting things right that once went wrong, and hoping each time that my Leap will be the Leap home.

Butterfly Effect?

 

[Zé Tahir]

Butterfly Effect?

No, Guido Effect

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Wopper Effect.

 

[Enron]

Nick = Scott Bakula?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

No, Guido Effect

After a night with Mama Ze Tahir its Guido with a penile rash and a sore cock...

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Damn, I loved that show.

up your nose with a rubber hose...

 

[The Pado]

up your nose with a rubber hose...

Very impressive Mr. kotter.

My rash came from Epstein's mother, but Tahir's is quite a coup.

 

[The Pado]

Hey girls, I'll let you see the European Cup if you give me one of your shoes.

 

[Zé Tahir]

After a night with Mama Ze Tahir its Guido with a penile rash and a sore cock...

You must have been fallen asleep and had a dream when you burned your dick in the tanning booth.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hey girls, I'll let you see the European Cup if you give me one of your shoes.

That bitch on the left is hot as fuck.

You must have been fallen asleep and had a dream when you burned your dick in the tanning booth.

Touche...

 

[The Pado]

That bitch on the left is hot as fuck.

Yes. She will def not be getting her shoe back. I'll be fapping that one in the crematorium . . . hell, I'll be fapping that one in the urn.

 

[The Pado]

OK, let us list some of the gayest things in world football.


I have to begin the name "Real Salt Lake" of the MLS here in USA, and the absolute gayest: Inter wearing that "red cross" away jersey.

 

[The Pado]

Things you like about MLS:

1. Victoria Beckham's camel toe



That's all I got.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word, I hate those commercials.


But Pado, I just shaved my "downtown bonanza" and i scraped my nut. Any remedies?

 

[The Pado]

Word, I hate those commercials.


But Pado, I just shaved my "downtown bonanza" and i scraped my nut. Any remedies?

Certainly. Dump half a bottle of rubbing alcohol on your scrotum and the scrape will heal within an hour.

 

[Bjerknes]

Is it plausible to ask for a reduction in fines while pleading guilty?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Certainly. Dump half a bottle of rubbing alcohol on your scrotum and the scrape will heal within an hour.

I think that may do burn-burn.

 

[The Pado]

Is it plausible to ask for a reduction in fines while pleading guilty?

"Your honor, I would have the Court know that when Officer Smith asked for my ID, he noticed that I had a large sum of cash in my wallet. Since it was a Friday, and that's the day we get paid at the factory, I had about $300 along with my ID. Offficer Smith took my money, and never gave me a receipt. He said that I could pick it up at the police station after he inventoried the serial numbers. I called the police station every day for a week but nobody knew anything about my $300. I just ask that you take that into consideration when assessing the fine in this case."

 

[Bjerknes]

"Your honor, I would have the Court know that when Officer Smith asked for my ID, he noticed that I had a large sum of cash in my wallet. Since it was a Friday, and that's the day we get paid at the factory, I had about $300 along with my ID. Offficer Smith took my money, and never gave me a receipt. He said that I could pick it up at the police station after he inventoried the serial numbers. I called the police station every day for a week but nobody knew anything about my $300. I just ask that you take that into consideration when assessing the fine in this case."

LOL. Officer Foster, big bald fat fuck Officer Foster.