Nick Against the World (529 Viewers)

[Enron]

Holy shit, like 20 or so people are drowning near the Inlet in Ocean City.

Burke, I was right!

Are you watching them? If so you should probably start video taping so you can sell it to Dateline.

 

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[Bjerknes]

Are you watching them? If so you should probably start video taping so you can sell it to Dateline.

I wish I was. And that's a damn good idea...

Unless there are good samaritan laws in Maryland. Then I'd end up like the gang in the final episode of Seinfeld.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Only if you demand them in stirrups and ask for a pair of plastic sporks to use as a makeshift speculum.

(I think I saw that on an episode of MacGyver once.)

No, he is not me.....

I wish I was. And that's a damn good idea...

Unless there are good samaritan laws in Maryland. Then I'd end up like the gang in the final episode of Seinfeld.

I ATE A FLY!!

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?!?!?

 

[swag]

No, he is not me.....

You obviously have taught him nothing.

I ATE A FLY!!

WHAT COULD HAPPEN?!?!?

Other than being impregnated with 10,000 fly larvae whose maggots will eat your insides out while you're alive, not too much to worry about.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You obviously have taught him nothing.





Other than being impregnated with 10,000 fly larvae whose maggots will eat your insides out while you're alive, not too much to worry about.

The teacher can only teach.....

It is the student that must learn.....


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Ohhh, yummy, I will never get hungry again.

 

[The Pado]

Holy shit, like 20 or so people are drowning near the Inlet in Ocean City.

Burke, I was right!

If Seven had posted that you would be demanding a ban, and then crying about how two of the victims were your close friends . . . Jimmy who bought you your first Whack Mag and Leo who ate Fabi's clam after you did all the work shaving it.

But don't mind me, I watch Juve matches while wearing DEPENDS so I don't have to leave the room to piss.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

 

[The Pado]

You see . . . Burke gets me.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I get you, hell, I get in you, from time to time, just add liquor and wine.

 

[Bjerknes]

If Seven had posted that you would be demanding a ban, and then crying about how two of the victims were your close friends . . . Jimmy who bought you your first Whack Mag and Leo who ate Fabi's clam after you did all the work shaving it.

But don't mind me, I watch Juve matches while wearing DEPENDS so I don't have to leave the room to piss.

Not really. I didn't say wow, those waves and that ocean sure looked ugly. Here's a picture of the World Trade Center at 9:55 on Tuesday, September 11th, 2001. Goddamn that's the real disaster here.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I SEE TODD AND TIMMY!!!

NOOOOOOOO!

 

[Seven]

Not really. I didn't say wow, those waves and that ocean sure looked ugly. Here's a picture of the World Trade Center at 9:55 on Tuesday, September 11th, 2001. Goddamn that's the real disaster here.

No, you made fun of people dying. I fail to see how giving an aesthetical opinion is worse.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh Jesus, are you serious?

I thought 9/11 was great. (Except for Todd and Timmy.)

I think everytime people die it's great.

It saves us food.

I just wish more chinks died.

 

[The Pado]

Yao Ming packed Todd's severed head into his anal cannon but it was too big and the cannon exploded, dumping Lo Mein on the half the city of Xin-zhiou.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

DON'T DISRESPECT TODD!

 

[swag]

But don't mind me, I watch Juve matches while wearing DEPENDS so I don't have to leave the room to piss.

Every count down 'til match time is like a launch sequence.

Well, except for the wig and trench coat I wear during matches that is. (I won't mention what I do with the steel mallet, four feet of rubber tubing, and large trash bags.)

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pack your anal cannon of course.

 

[swag]

You know what they say: the more you tamp, the better the projectile.

 

[Bozi]

Pack your anal cannon of course.

is it soooo wrong of me that i wish ahmedios would swap places with our georgian friend?he was just less hassle

 

[Bjerknes]

No, you made fun of people dying. I fail to see how giving an aesthetical opinion is worse.

Who says they died? They could have been just drunk idiots swimming near a jetti and got pulled out to sea because they didn't know they were swimming in a friggin rip tide. People like that recieve no sympathy for me. Or perhaps it was some father who allowed his kids to swim after the lifeguards left the beach, thus having to save them.

Whatever the case, it's not as disgusting as talking shit about a disaster on its memorial.

RIP Todd and Timmy.