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Rami

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Dec 24, 2004
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This world is a very weird place:

Necrophilia Benefits To Society

The benefits to society would be realized in many ways. Once the relaxation of taboos against necrophilia became a reality, people from all walks of life would have the chance to partake in the act without fear of persecution or prosecution.

To look at just a few ways this could aid society in general, consider the following:

1. Men (or women) who take out their aggressions on their mates could harmlessly abuse a cadaver instead. This would not only save a living person from a beating; it would also help the would-be attacker blow off steam and release harmful, pent up stress without needing to go to expensive (and generally unhelpful) 'therapy' sessions.

2. People that enjoy sex without a relationship, as well as those who are prevented from seeking out the company of a prostitute because of their innate shyness, could indulge in copulation to their heart's content without fear of conflicting emotions or self consciousness getting in the way of a good orgasm!

3. As there is no risk of an accidental pregnancy involved, teens, pre-teens and promiscuous adults would have one less worry attached to sex.

4. Funeral expenses can be a great burden, especially on a working or middle class family. However, if the next of kin were allowed to sell the deceased's remains to an interested necrophiliac, they would be getting much needed cash instead of getting into debt. Some may find this 'cold', but wouldn't most folks prefer to leave their loved ones with money to live on instead of expenses to pay off ?

5. Like any new industry, the opening of 'necro centers' across the country would create jobs for people in the area and generate tax revenue for the local , county, state and federal governments.

6. Meat could be saved from still fresh corpses to be sold as a delicacy to gourmets world wide. This will no doubt strike most readers as repulsive, but has anyone yet come up with a bona fide scientific argument against the consumption of human meat ? *Please note that we are hypothetically speaking of human meat that would be inspected for parasites and diseases in the same way that meat and poultry are reviewed by trained inspectors today. Consumption of human brains and other internal organs could lead to a form of mad cow disease and would not be recommended under any circumstances.

7. The bones could be saved by immersing the remains in certain types of acid, thereby clearing away flesh, organs and muscle fibers. Those bones could then be sold to Satanists and various occult groups for ceremonial purposes. This would eliminate the need for grave pillaging, saving all parties involved much unnecessary grief.

Admittedly, the ideas put forth here will sound bizzare and even insane to some. However, can anyone come up with a practical reason why any of these ideas wouldn't work ? False morality and necrophobic inhibitions aside, this type of program could very well be the key to building a happier, healthier generation in the future.

(Note: Although necrophilia has been a part of recorded history since ancient Egypt, the two most prominent necrophiliacs in history lived in comparatively recent times)

Sergeant Francois Bertrand ( 1822- ?) lived in 19th century France and was known to unearth recently buried women and children. He would have sex with the bodies, tearing them apart afterward.

Edward Theodore Gein (1906-1984) was an American necrophile who exhumed dead females from three Wisconsin cemeteries during the 1950's. He would keep the heads, skin, bones and sex organs around his farm house as trophies. Several commercial films based their plots loosely on Gein's life including 'Psycho', 'Silence of the Lambs' and 'Texas Chainsaw Massacre.'
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GordoDeCentral

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Apr 14, 2005
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T1. Men (or women) who take out their aggressions on their mates could harmlessly abuse a cadaver instead. This would not only save a living person from a beating; it would also help the would-be attacker blow off steam and release harmful, pent up stress without needing to go to expensive (and generally unhelpful) 'therapy' sessions.


i like this part
 
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