Nick Against the World (67 Viewers)

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,388
Not at first, but after Drew finished...yeah it was dead.
That reminds me of those three who we caught by a tribe in the jungle and they were given a choice of either the get a Wonka Bonka or death. The first chose Wonka Bonka, so the whole tribe fucked him in the ass, then he was left to leave, the second too. The third one didn't like the idea of getting fucked so he chose death. When he did they asked the tribe leader how will they kill him. He said:

Wonka Bonka until death
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,783
USA always beats Mexico, but Mexico owns Brazil. Weird shit, man. Mexico is Brazil's Bette Noir fo' shizzle.
But that opening goal was a beauty.

Brazil should deservedly get their ass kicked for having their best players sit it out.

Andy, it used to be that one could enjoy packing his ass full of broken glass. That was a civil liberty guaranteed by the Constitution. Not so anymore. Today, if you are seen packing your ass full of broken glass you are immediately suspected of being a suicide bomber with butt full of shrapnel.
The best part is when you take a massive dump, it sounds like wind chimes.

I can't wait to get home and post that picture of the girl Dan thought was so hot, yet she resembled an aboriginal Australian who lives off of eating Dingo meat.

Fucking retards get better looking girls than you, pothead.
You obviously don't get Dingo Shit-Eaters Monthly. I may tell my wife that I just get it for the articles, but who can resist the annual maggot issue.

That's your goal for the day?

Look, Andy, it's somewhat ironic I know, but if one of the two us looks like a pothead it's you.

What about this girl btw?
Cover her in bacon fat and grease her in a pan, and she'll do.

Finally! Coppa Italia Final to be only one match instead of two legs.
I like my coppa like I like my women: two-legged and passionately disinteresting.

Single match finals blow ... CL and otherwise.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
Well, we played well until Bradley took our little Tacchinardi out of the match... Benny Olsen. After that, we had no bite in midfield and that's how Messi set up their second goal. I don't have a fucking clue why our manager would take out our only player who can defend in midfield out of a tied match, but I guess he was trying to gamble. Not smart. Not good. Fucking stupid move by our manager who I'm still not sure if I have confidence in.

At least Borstein, Feilhaber and Johnson have looked good.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Swag is the funniest man alive. If I hadmore time, I would track him down, stay with him for a week and sleep on his couch.

What?


Oh, so just because I'm an internet stalker I'm expected to kill him? Oh please! Open you minds you bunch of stereotyping bigots.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,155
Burke is really being a biased little bitch these days. Perhaps his little Jew Boy Cousin has his cock stuck too far up his ass to listen to his best friend.

But whatever, friend in high places. Fucking Jews stealing countries.
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
Lol!

Awww he got banned again huh?


Anyway I think the people who work here with me are officially crazy. This one guy came into our immediate office and started dancing. And then he spins around and asks me if I dance. All I could do to hold back a laugh was politely shake my head and smile.
 

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