Nick Against the World (63 Viewers)

[.zero]

I was gonna say in the land where waffles grow off of trees and rivers of syrup are abundant

 

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[Azzurri7]

I was going to say that he was assasinated from his imaginary brother.

 

[Enron]

Well, we played well until Bradley took our little Tacchinardi out of the match... Benny Olsen. After that, we had no bite in midfield and that's how Messi set up their second goal. I don't have a fucking clue why our manager would take out our only player who can defend in midfield out of a tied match, but I guess he was trying to gamble. Not smart. Not good. Fucking stupid move by our manager who I'm still not sure if I have confidence in.

At least Borstein, Feilhaber and Johnson have looked good.

Crazy how Messi had to move to the left side to find success and Riquelme was forced to last minute quality after his marker left the game. Something tells me that Olsen and Bronstein have raised their value greatly after this game.

 

[JCK]

So Enron, Andy, do you think it would be an interesting game to watch between USA and Sweden? They will play in town on the 22nd of August.

 

[The Pado]

So Enron, Andy, do you think it would be an interesting game to watch between USA and Sweden? They will play in town on the 22nd of August.

Worth it just to see the Ibrahimovic (That means "Needle Dick" in Arabic, you know).

 

[The Pado]

Yes, I had the Green Fairy.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Bonnie Seven's noo awa',
Safely ower the friendly main;
Mony a heart will break in twa',
Should he ne'er come back again.

 

[The Pado]

Is it "Talk Like a Pirate Day" already?

 

[Rami]

Is it September?

 

[The Pado]

Is Andy a Knob Job?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i fuckin hate the taste of chicago! cant wait for that retributive wave to wash away the scum attending along with the traffic and garbage that thing generates.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Is Andy a Knob Job?

hail to the cazique

 

[swag]

Well, we played well until Bradley took our little Tacchinardi out of the match... Benny Olsen.

Let's face facts. The Gold Cup was great. But this team hasn't had to finish much besides from the penalty spot in quite a while. Then tweak down the skill and experience levels for a competition against a serious Argentina, and I was expecting this squad to be tied down like an Argentinian steer dressed in a Union Jack flag.

Sure enough, the inevitable had to happen.

Swag is the funniest man alive. If I hadmore time, I would track him down, stay with him for a week and sleep on his couch.

Would you like a room with or without cutlery?

Is it "Talk Like a Pirate Day" already?

Yearrrrgh. No, I'm afraid. :eyepatch: I'm itching, though.

At least more itching than I was on No Pants Day.

I think it's time I get that flea circus in my pubes checked out.

i fuckin hate the taste of chicago! cant wait for that retributive wave to wash away the scum attending along with the traffic and garbage that thing generates.

Taste of Chicago?! The exhumed that? I thought that died along with Mayor Washington.

Mayor Daley and the City of Chicago should import live crabs from Maryland to crawl up Grant Park from the beach and eat all the detritus and human remains left by the event. The last time this planet has seen a "crab dinner" on that scale involved a tsunami on Boxing Day.

Bring me a crab bib...

 

[The Pado]

My daily courtroom text message from the Burke Man:

"I know you were here last night 'cause there are shoes everywhere and my ass smells of bleach and chilli peppers."

Wank you very much, Burke.

 

[Lilith]

Yes, I had the Green Fairy.

Lol. Hey Pado how have you been?

 

[Enron]

So Enron, Andy, do you think it would be an interesting game to watch between USA and Sweden? They will play in town on the 22nd of August.

Yes I think it will be an interesting match. Hopefully we will play our full team.

 

[Enron]

Lol. Hey Pado how have you been?

Pado's been fap happy.

 

[Vinman]

I'm away from this place for a couple of days, and Andy and Burke are banned ??

What happened ??

 

[Lilith]

Pado's been fap happy.

As only The Pado can be.

Anyway caught part of that Argentina/USA game yesterday. Was pretty happy with the results.

 

[Azzurri7]

I know Burke is banned, Andy also?