Nick Against the World (66 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Though I hear that if Domino's doesn't deliver within the past century, it's free.

I think it's the 200-year-old pepperoni, mate. And I don't mean Garibaldi's cazzo di ferro either...

lol you know I'm just messing with you, Greg.

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

We need a interpretor to decipher the conversations between Pado and Altair.

lol why do you call me altair? i used to be a star but now i am canardo, senor canardo

 

[Bjerknes]

We're going to start calling you Johnson pretty soon here if you don't give us something meaningful.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Baruch, Swann, and Tyrone are in contention

 

[Bjerknes]

We already have Tyrone Shoes.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

It's Abel sir

 

[.zero]

i love this thread, constant entertainment. almost as good as porn... almost

 

[GordoDeCentral]

what kind of porn are we talking? midget? S&M?

 

[Bozi]

if he is comparing this thread to porn then i am afraid he is pary to some insane shit

i am talking about fooking horseshoes, with your leg inside a cows anus and a rattle snake stuck in your ass

 

[Vinman]

i love this thread, constant entertainment. almost as good as porn... almost

you must be watching some shit porn

 

[swag]

what kind of porn are we talking? midget? S&M?

Screw that, Canardo. It's your turn to wear the wig and the clown shoes. I had my turn last time.

 

[The Pado]

Andy - sorry for your Redwings. You know you don't recover from losing one in the last 40 seconds. Though you had a nice fight back tonight.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, we didn't play with any heart until the last period when we were down 3-0. I knew we were finished after that fuckface Lilja lost the puck in front of our net in overrated the last game, making the series 3-2 going back to their place. That fucking idiot player of ours did the equivilent of Boumsong trying to dribble straight through our own goddamn 18 yard box with two strikers right next to him.'

Funny thing is though I called it last season... Lilja would make the mistake that cost us the cup. Well it probably happened. Fucking cocksucker.

 

[swag]

Go Sharks.

 

[Dan]

It's as if Bürke and Andy write their conversations down on the internet.

Seriously, I don't want to look into the household of the two (makes me feel too damn voyeuristic), so perhaps I should really stop visiting this thread .

its not as if this thread is not something they could move to msn..

 

[Dan]

i love this thread, constant entertainment. almost as good as porn... almost

stop, you shpuld of been done with this kind of stuff when you were 2

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Screw that, Canardo. It's your turn to wear the wig and the clown shoes. I had my turn last time.

i dont think my voice can carry the strenuosity of a role in Pagliacci :toast:

 

[Bjerknes]

its not as if this thread is not something they could move to msn..

And its also not as if you couldn't move yourself out of here then...

 

[.zero]

stop, you shpuld of been done with this kind of stuff when you were 2

thx for the advice, i'll keep that in mind next time its about to go down

 

[Bjerknes]

I can't believe we're about to sign Vicenczo Iaquinta. Didn't that guy hold out of Udinese for a few months because he thought the contract offer was not good enough... all the while being a captain? Is this the sort of guy we really want on our club? Seems like a wanker to me. Hopefully this is all journo "bullshit."