Nick Against the World (117 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

How drunk are you?

 

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[GordoDeCentral]

lets just say i ve earned my thyrsus

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You have earned your thrusts?

Care to thrust one in my butt?

 

[Bjerknes]

lotsa bromance up in here

That makes as much sense as Al Qaeda creating a bank and calling it Al Qaeda National Bank and appointing Bin Laden as head bank teller at the Oil City, PA location and Bin Laden accepting the job while Hassan Nasrallah states he's eating Lebanon because he is having a bologna sandwich.... sprinkled wit a hint of blood.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

funny story for you: a friend of mine brings this girl over somehow we start talking about playboy on sirius radio so he mentions penthouse, to which i sardonically reply: " penthouse? who buys that shit?" to both our amazement the girl who's been quiet the whole time retorts "i posed for penthouse last year" thrust no one brother

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is a great story...

but...

Is "sardonically" a word?

It is, i thought you meant to say sarcastically.....

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the word is as real as that girl's tatas

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Did she have a mastectomy?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

based on observation i would go with the lobotomy route

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

So do you have a pic of this broad?

I want to see her her pussy.

 

[swag]

I would rather have a Pennsylvania State Trooper shove cocaine in my own nose while my father makes lasagna naked screaming at my mom GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while my dog chews on my Cesc Fabregas doll.

I would rather have a smile on my face for 25 days straight being nice to everybody I come across. Then on the 25th day, kill 27,000 people.

Than explain shit.

Dude, could be worse.

You could have a doll shoving cocaine in your lasagna while a Pennsylvania State Trooper makes your father naked screaming at Cesc Fabregas GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while your dog chews on your mom.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

THat made about as much sense as Ahmedios saying Benayoun is the best Islamic player.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

So do you have a pic of this broad?

I want to see her her pussy.

will get you the issue tomorrow pwomise

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Seriously?

if you do, you are my hero.

 

[Bjerknes]

Dude, could be worse.

You could have a doll shoving cocaine in your lasagna while a Pennsylvania State Trooper makes your father naked screaming at Cesc Fabregas GOD DAMNIT CELENE STOP MIXING UP OUR UNDERWEAR while your dog chews on your mom.

 

[swag]

THat made about as much sense as Ahmedios saying Benayoun is the best Islamic player.

Sorry, that would have to go to Mohammed.

Any Muslim who says otherwise is a heretic. :faq2:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

To the both of you....

 

[Bjerknes]

I just ate a 19th century pizza and became the first person in history to spew dry vomit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just ate a 19th sentury cock, and a big blue badge and I shat Inter.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ahmedios, I'm going to fly a plane into your house and take out your mom's anal cavity.

swag













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