Nick Against the World (47 Viewers)

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,966
I'd fuck them.

kickin' boring raps with metaphors that's wack
all of ya'll muthafuckas need Nordictrack
to get ya weight up, fuckin with Canibus you get ate up
beat down and sprayed up, just for bringing my name up
been rockin' longer than niggas twice my age
back in the days before Bob Marley was rockin' a fade
before Honest Abe signed the paper that freed slaves
before Neanderthals was drawing on walls in caves
I existed, in the garden of Eden gettin' lifted
stickin' dick to Eve before she was Adam's mistress
before Christ created Christmas, I been in lyrical fitness
the Canibus is spittin' til' he's spitless
50 bars of total sickness, you won't forget this
I'm puttin' every wack emcee alive on my shit list
verbally vicious, telekinetically gifted
took you a minute to exhibit that I'm sick wit it
now you tell me who you think is damaging shit
going once, going twice
sold! to that nigga name Canibus
me and Mr.Cheeks, A-Plus, and Funk Doctor
hopping out the Huey helicopter to suey chop ya.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,966
I'm watching US Navy Seals with my father and I was thinking how funny it would be if Charlie Sheen just started to do the tango at the black Seal's funeral.

Now I just watched Charlie kiss some drunk guy at a bar.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,966
I don't know, but it is the movie where Sheen storms Beirut with his Seal team and he's led by Rabih Fawaz. That little fucker was leading them through all of Beirut.

It's so fucking gay Hezbollah made Beirut the way it is.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
115,966
HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I just saw a commercial for a GAY GUYS HOTLINE.

"Hey, my name is Samuel and I'm a cool single guy from Harrisburg. Give me a call, we're cool single guys from Harrisburg. See ya."
 

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