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Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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Let it be known that I never liked the password idea, and, believe it or not, I generally appreciate your kind of sh*t disturbing around here.

How's that for chapping my lips on your buttocks? :shifty:
i am with you here greg
wouldn't say i am buddys with seven and yes he can be a pain in the arse, but then so can anyone...he just does it more than some others.
however passwording this thread has made it even more of a clique and it will only narrow the debate rather than raise its quality
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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What an arrogant display against Bologna! Why does a team with a history of blowing late leads decide to play for only 88 minutes?

Fook all, did we feel sorry that Bologna was reduced to 9 men in the 88th minute? Who ordered Juve to stop playing? Deschamps? Well I would have laughed had Bologna equalized.

If you did not catch the match, it was thanks to two miracle saves in rapid succession by our Buffon that saved it from a 2-2 final. At least we decided to wake up and go forward.

19 passes backwards in the last 2 minutes? Fucking great tactics, Deschamps. I've always supported our man, but now I'm fed up. If you cannot learn from your mistakes then I have no use for you.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
That had to be the most f*ked up match I've watched in a long time. Frederico Balzaretti? More like Frederico Fellini was on the pitch directing things...

20 minutes into the match and both teams' subs are already half used up to replace injured players. You got a MOM performance from Marchisio. You've got Del Piero alternately making great goals and then being an Ibra-like ball hog at the wrong moments. Then Palladino gets replaced with some cancer-stricken circus midget with hydrocephalus and a jersey number that matches his height in cm, and it turns out this guy is good.

And as Juve keep pressing, the club breaks down in communication for scoring chances as if they've never played together before. And then, from out of nowhere, the Curse of Bologna comes to save Juve on a penalty called on a non-foul against Marchionni. And then the ghost of Gianluca Pagliuca appears, yelling at the ref, "They just have to win, that's it, right, ref?!!" And DP converts it twice after the ref red cards the rest of the Bologna defense.

And then while the team plays pass-the-ball to kill the clock, cocky in their lead and a 11-9-man advantage, Gigi has to make brilliant save after brilliant save to secure the victory. Only finished by Cancer Boy feeding Trez for an easy 3-1 tap-in to finish the match.

Can things get any more bizarre than that? :confused2

Andries, are you sure you want to support this club?!?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Hey now, don't bad-mouth Giovinco, that "cancer boy" was pretty damn impressive. OK, he is extremely short.

Del Piero has never been so selfish as today. Four times clear on goal and misses all four:

1st: Had 60 seconds to take his shot, but he thought he had 60 minutes and never got a shot off.

2nd: Had 20 seconds to take his shot, but he thought he had 60 minutes and never got a shot off.

3rd: Feeling lonely and depressed he shoots right into the chest of Antoniolli.

4th: After some sweet moves by Giovinco, DP blasts wide.

Incredible! But, his first goal was gorgeous. ;)
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Swagger- I thought the Penalty call in the second half was valid. Marchionni went up for a header (which would have been beyond his reach), but he never got a chance because his airborne legs were taken out from under him.

Also, in the first half, Zebina was taken down in the box & got yellow carded. That could have been a PK. Bologna defended deliberatly kicked Zeb's foot/ankle when he was clear Zeb beat him.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Hey now, don't bad-mouth Giovinco, that "cancer boy" was pretty damn impressive. OK, he is extremely short.
Fellini loves midgets.

That said, Giovinoco played a really impressive match. Arguably better than anybody we had in attack today.

Swagger- I thought the Penalty call in the second half was valid. Marchionni went up for a header (which would have been beyond his reach), but he never got a chance because his airborne legs were taken out from under him.
Ah, but his legs were airborne long before there was contact. Juve got a lot of calls harshly going against them today, IMO. But this one was definitely not one of them -- and really had the markings of Pagliuca's Serie A ghost.

Also, in the first half, Zebina was taken down in the box & got yellow carded. That could have been a PK. Bologna defended deliberatly kicked Zeb's foot/ankle when he was clear Zeb beat him.
It was a nice stop by the defender to put in just a toe, but I agree that that play would have been a more appropriate PK call than the one with Marchionni at the end. But Bologna lives for these situations with Juve. :santa:

Big surprise, the latest update of juventus.com reports that we drew with Cesena 2-2.
At least it wasn't 2-1, which would have been the match in January. :doh:
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,327
Honestly, Del Piero is too worried about that topscorer trophy. Fuck it, Ale, you've won everything. Don't demean yourself like that.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
I think Ale was too caught up in carrying the team this season on his back. For a guy who has done so much, it might seem hard for him to take a break and depend more on his teammates.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
That several members were banned for going off-topic in that thread and you still do it. I don't care if Vinman started, you all participated.

If you want the thread re-opened, all those who participate in the Israeli-Palestinian conflict in that thread, send a PM to Azzurri7 and he will ask me to open it again.
 

Zé Tahir

JhoolayLaaaal!
Moderator
Dec 10, 2004
29,281
Well ma bad, I didn't realize they were being off topic and I can't see if anyone's getting warned buddy, we don't see the yellow cards anymore.


I'm gonna start calling Giovinco, Napoleon from now on.
 

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