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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,107
Yes sir, but you'll have to get in line. All the hot chicks and FBI agents posing as hot chicks want a piece of The Pado. If I email all of them a pic of my wang I can end up on that Dateline - Sexual Predator show. Too cool.
:lol2: I love that show. Ever since I saw a guy naked hitting on some random boy then having the Dateline reporter step into the kitchen, my manhood has been going crazy. The fact the guy is caught in the act is really a turn on.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Pressure Increases With My Cock In a Boy's Butt!
A thesis by D. Michael Burke and Andrew T. Beck.


The pressure increase due to the fact that the system can be considered an Adiabatic Process. Considering that no outside heat is added to the boy's butt, the system that is considered to be the boy's butt and the penis extended inside experiances a pressure increase. However, in actuality, heat is indeed added to the system due to the fact that thrusting and friction is added due to the member.

The fact that there is no precipitation eminating from the boy's butt means that this is very similar to the aforementioned Adiabatic Process, because his potential temperature decreases with length of penis in butt. The paradox here is that in regular atmospheric conditions the potential temperature increases with height; this due to the fact that potential temperature is the temperature an air parcel would have if it was adiabatically brought down to 1000 mb from the original pressure level. With the increase of size into the boy's butt, the potential temperature (theta) can be calculated by:

Theta=(Pext/P)^(r-1/r)T

The potential temperature acts as a scientific tool to locate stable and unstable layers of the atmosphere. With the adiabatic lifting of a boy's anal cavity, there is a pressure increase due to the equation:

P=P(sfc)exp(P/H) where H is the scale height of the atmosphere.

With the possibility of the boy letting out gas during the process, his gas can be considered an ideal gas by the First Law of Thermodynamics:

dU=Q+W

And the ideal gas law of this system is:

PV=nRT

where n equals the number of mols of gas emanating from his butt and R equalling the gas constant of 8.14. The gas can be considered ideal due to the fact that the intermolecular forces of the gas are considered negligible .

In this situation, the cock acts as an expediate to increase the mixing ratio of the system:

w=Ee/E-e

Where e is the vapor pressure of the boy's butt that is due to the thrusting of the penis and looseness of his anus.

This in turn increases the potential saturation vapor pressure of the boy's anus, due to the fact that the relative humidity is 100% because there is semen flowing from the urethra of the penis. The relative humidity of the boy's butt can be found by:

RH=w/wes where wes is the saturation vapor pressure of the boys butt. In other words, it's the pressure where evaporation of seman equals condensation of seman.

But in actuality, the pressure inside the boy's butt is so high by the performance of the cock that his anal cavity explodes due to the fact his potential temperature decreases with height of the anal cavity, thus causing an unstable layer.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,336
Just for the record: saying Americans need to change their gun laws and their foreign policy or saying Andy's a dumb American is nowhere near racist.

But like I said, I would like to leave it here. I have posted two posts regarding this discussion since I said it the first time and that's two too much.
 

Dan

Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
9,290
What a bunch of fucking nonsense.

When Burke or I pokes a little fun at Belgium, which is obviously in a JOKING fashion, it's considered racism. But when Seven labels all Americans idiots or comes up with some ridiculous hypothesis about how Americans are substandard to the rest of the world in terms of being civilized and educated... not to mention gun-loving and war mongering, that is perfectly fine by you and not considered racism whatsoever. Seven can waltz around these parts spewing nonsense such as only Americans value American lives more than other nationalities and have an obcession for killing people, but when I say Seven isn't a good waffle-maker, that's just a horrendous statement that is purely racist and should be castigated.

Listen here, Dan. I don't give a fuck if it's racist or not. People can walk around blasting Americans and labelling us all as idiots all they want, and by your definition of racism I suppose that's a racist sentiment as well. But the fact of the matter is, nobody here has made a stink about racism towards America because it's fucking idiotic... you can attribute almost anything to racism if we use that term so goddamn liberally.

But alright, I'm obviously expressing my racist beliefs when I say Hector isn't a good waffle-maker, which is absolutely not comparable to how Seven insinuated average Americans are better dead than alive. Go fuck your mother. The hypocrisy on here is ridiculous but all too common.

Andy, you cannot go round saying " your a fucker " and say " oh it was a joke ".. please don't insult my intelligence cos you are thinking I don't see through that device. It hasnt been a little fun, it's been a tirade in the past and rather worrying how focused you are on it to be honest. You obviously dislike seven and laugh when his thread get closes as evidence, so making fun of him is no where near affectionate or jokey, that infers seven's side laughs and is in on the humour too.

I would also like to see said post where seven labels all (keyword all) americans as idiots, rather than you or a few or whatever. Let's see posts to back your statements about what Seven said, as trends have shown people can have a very selective or exagerated memory when they want to (no dig at you, just is like that). If you can clearly give me posts which state that, and I honestly feel that you are in the right, I will concede.

And from their government actions at the moment in the middle east, Americans do value their own lives higher than the rest of the world. That is not racist, rather a comment on the status quo.
However, that is not common to one race.. I'm sure if any country came to the worse they would have to save their own first.

Anyway, find me some posts and I'll completely stop
 

Dan

Back & Quack
Mar 9, 2004
9,290
This is what happens when you let andy talk to random women I've gotten dome from.

I was one, Aziz (Our friend we have mentioned on here was the other.) And yea, Aziz put it in her butt one time because she said she still wanted to be a "pussy virgin."
hoo-hoo not bad burkey, though i think andy's assesement of her looks correct. She looks a bit skanky, but im sure andy would take her for a poke if the telly was broke anyway
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
oh please... what crap... outside of one pundit i heard, they all had it very close or in dlh's favour...

It was in my view a draw...

But hey, i did say likely to be pbf on points... what happened to your 5th round vinni... That was never ever gonna happen
the 5th round was probably Mayweather's best round...he had Oscar hurt twice in that round

a draw ?? Mayweather almost DOUBLED Oscar's punches connected in the fight, so how can you tell me it was a draw ??

Where was Oscar's jab ?? All he did was come forward, and have his punches blocked or completely miss

ineffective aggression does not count for points !!!!
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Do you remember when this Serie A campaign kicked off and I was going to support Torino for the Scudetto? Well that lasted until the end of September and then I found myself hoping for their relegation (they were enjoying our demotion a bit too much). Well the bastards are in some real danger, but fook it all, they picked up 3 points today.
 

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