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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    Allow me to tell you a story...

    one fine day in Tirana back in the summer of 88 a Guido from parts unknown New Rochelle was walking along listening to Journey from a beat box when he stumbled upon a little boy in a yard building some sort of frame from scrap metal found in alleys and under cars...he said hello to the chunky robust boy (quite odd in Albania) and asked him 'what are you hoping to do young man'
    The boy stopped and said 'I h-am hoping to-a live-it in da lan of Beaver and-e hav-a me very own wan share'
    The Guido dismissed as a retarded boy and walked on...only years later he came across that boy...living in the great nation they call CANADA and sitting pool side in his very own LAWN CHAIR

    I was that Guido....and BESMIR was that boy.....I have never forgotten that day and I never will...

    :pint:
     

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    Bjerknes

    "Top Economist"
    Mar 16, 2004
    116,155
    This was sent to me by Nick:

    Ladies Gents

    this is Nick...I have been banned for the most ridiculous things in the world..actually it was pretty damn funny...I was having an argument with a dud named TURK_BIANCONERO who stated "I have a big cock for Milanistas"...meant to be an insult...Burke/Andy can attest to it..it was drop dead funny.

    Anyways, I think the banning was way too severe..don't be afraid to let Jacques know in the NICK THREAD...people have gotten away with FAR WORSE

    Thanks and Peace


    Nick

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    Please do the usual:

    Nick asked me to post this:

    JEM83 and JACQUES:


    I don't think I'm cool...I know I'm cool ... now up your nose with a rubber hose....twice as far with a chocolate bar....ahhh

    Your respected C_nt,


    Nick


    (thanks Andy/Pado)
     

    swag

    L'autista
    Administrator
    Sep 23, 2003
    84,783
    Hey -- thanks for all the h-b wishes, guys. I am now sober enough to post here again. (I know that condition doesn't stop most of you -- given that this thread now has more house arrests than an Egyptian Brotherhood meeting before election day.)

    Are there visiting hours in Sing Juve Sing Juventuz State Prison? :coffee: I'll wait for you until you get out. Really. Just don't trust Burke with the bar of soap.

    And Bozi: that's priceless! (video and after-comment :D).

    And Pado and Nick: nice to know that you guys are laying so much pipe now that you had to join the United Association of Plumbers and Pipefitters, Local 408.
     

    Bozi

    The Bozman
    Administrator
    Oct 18, 2005
    22,749
    right thats it, i am here 24/7 pretty much, i go off for a few hours and the shit hits the fan big style......

    @greg-glad you had a good one, that is one of the best fat stomach layers in the business
     

    Zé Tahir

    JhoolayLaaaal!
    Moderator
    Dec 10, 2004
    29,281
    No one gets it :lol2:



    Those bans were the funniest ever. Incubodoodoo tries to be smart because he thinks he's cool (with a keyboard); he's out, Andy tries to be a smart ass; out. Ahmedios; that nosey newbie asks if those bans were forreal; he's out. :howler:

    Jack, you should totally ban Alex66 and Lion as well.
     

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