Nick Against the World (88 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Let me go get my DAD!

 

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[Bjerknes]

Let me go get my DAD!

"Mike, what the fuck are you talking about. I don't give two vFarts about this fuckface ladyboy stuff you have going online here. What happened to this table?


Now clean up these fucking cans."

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is exactly what he would say.

After saying: Now get out of here before i shoe you nut-wise."

 

[The Pado]

Old Pinch Face is right at home - dumped out before the Quarters.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

you mean dumped ON

 

[Marc]

How about Bayern, baby?

Yeah, Bayern is so cool with Hitzfeld as a coach. I always liked them. They were totally better than Madrid clowns last night and deserve to go far. Go Bayern!!!

I just came all over my own face.

:rofl2: +rep

 

[Snoop]

rab sprints out of the traps and with teeth showing rips into teh DP doubter like capello on a youth team player in the shower

I just came all over my own face.

that's hot :toast:

"hello emergency services can i help?"
"somebody help me, my buddy just shot himself in the face"
"calm down is he badly hurt?do you need an ambulance?"
"no he seems fine, but there is a bloody mess everywhere"
"is he bleeding?"
"no"
"what kind of gun did he shoot himself with?"
"it was a 7-inch,pump-action burkenheimer"
"a sorry,what?i dont think i have ever heard of that"
"he was giving the barrel a good cleaning when it just went off,oh god my mom is gonna kill me there is a mess everywhere"
"does he need the assistance of an ambulance?"
"nah he just needs a kleenex and a change of shirt"
"i am sorry, what exactly can i do for you?"
"you could let me lay my fat belly on you and my mom"
"..........................."
"hello?hello......bitch hung up"

sickness

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yeah, Bayern is so cool with Hitzfeld as a coach. I always liked them. They were totally better than Madrid clowns last night and deserve to go far. Go Bayern!!!

You are my new favorite member...

 

[Turdhead]

Well, it is called that, and my mom doesn't live here anymore, BRO!

Fuck Manchester.

She not love you anymore?

I'll buy you two. I will like that situation being the minority for a change.

It's a date.

Is Claire the cool one or was that Emma?

You probably are cooler than me, its pretty widely stated that I am indeed not cool. Poor me.

who is that ??

Mate look it up.

I am a Vampire.

Claire, I'll take you shopping for your new work wardrobe when you arrive.

What can I expect?

 

[The Pado]

What can I expect?

As Goth as you want (I am a vampire ffs), but with ultra-hot heels. I still have to fap at the end of the day.

 

[Seven]

You probably are cooler than me, its pretty widely stated that I am indeed not cool. Poor me.

I remember. You're the one who doesn't verbally abuse people.. that much.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

NOBODY ELSE BUT HIM

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

For what?

 

[The Pado]

Nick, I'm glad to see you are filling the void that Sheva left in your heart.

 

[Cuti]

For what?

congrats for beating Real yesterday!

 

[joe5]

I'd love Drogba at Juve but it won't happen

Maybe after the quit of Del Piero in 2-3 years it would be a good choice.

 

[Vinman]

I see Galliani and Berlusconi proclaiming Milan good enough to win the CL, but I think they are lacking some serious firepower, and the defense is still questionable

your thoughts, Nicola ??

 

[.zero]

Maybe after the quit of Del Piero in 2-3 years it would be a good choice.

i dont think its a good idea to say that around these parts

 

[Bjerknes]

NOBODY ELSE BUT HIM

To be honest, winning 1-0 on aggregate only after a wondergoal by Kaka in extratime against Celtic of all teams is not very promising. I don't know why your owner and staff keep blabbering on about how good you lot supposedly are as you haven't been impressive in Europe since beating Bayern last season.

Milan is not going to win the Champions League this year unless they somehow have a miracle turn around.

 

[Phillip II]

To be honest, winning 1-0 on aggregate only after a wondergoal by Kaka in extratime against Celtic of all teams is not very promising. I don't know why your owner and staff keep blabbering on about how good you lot supposedly are as you haven't been impressive in Europe since beating Bayern last season.

Milan is not going to win the Champions League this year unless they somehow have a miracle turn around.

And they didn't score a single goal on 4 ( 90 minute) matches in a row in CL ( AEK, Lille, Celtic and Celtic again) , just to score in overtime.

They are having a pathetic season in Italy ( influenced by Calciopoli, though) they had AEK, Anderlecht, Lille and Celtic on their way to the quarterfinals ( managed to beat only Aek and Anderlecht), and so far whenever they played against a more solid team like Roma, Inter, Lille, Fiorentina, Palermo, they eather lost or drew.
And on top of it their main ( and only) weapon, Kaka, was invisibile whenever Milan was against a solid defense.

I really don't know if Berlusconi and Galliani really mean what they say or they're aware it won't be their year but still are trying to motivate their players.
But if they really mean it, i can't see where does their optimism comes from.