Nick Against the World (84 Viewers)

[Martin]

That C++ stuff is b/s. At least VBA codes make sense when you write them and arent a bunch of {{ and , , ,

As resident geek I feel obligated to gently inform you that Visual Basic is considered the most braindead, crippling, and intellectually harmful of contemporary programming languages.

Of course that doesn't stop it from being widely used, quite the contrary.

 

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[Dragon]

As resident geek I feel obligated to gently inform you that Visual Basic is considered the most braindead, crippling, and intellectually harmful of contemporary programming languages.

Of course that doesn't stop it from being widely used, quite the contrary.

Well, I bet! It is a waste of time. But at least it makes somehow sense when youre trying to write down those stupid codes

 

[JCK]

Do you Matlab?

 

[Dragon]

Nope, my school used to use it for some calcs but I guess they dont anymore. How do you use that thing anyway?

 

[JCK]

The syntax is very similar to C++ but its power is in its dynamic matrices and complex numbers.

 

[Bjerknes]

My C++ is limited, but try compiling and running this.

#include <string>
#include <iostream>
#include <iomanip>
#include <fstream>

using std::string;
using std::cin;
using std::cout;
using std::endl;

int main()
{
string x;

while (cin >> x)
{
cout << x << endl;
}
}

You type some sentence and it breaks it up into words.

I'll try running that into the server or whatever you call that when it's back running. But I don't have any clue what your program does whatsoever... I'm just a novice and certainly not going to be a programmer.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm no expert but it looks like you're reading a string from the console and then writing it back once you hit enter. And this loops until you get bored and pull the power plug on your computer.

This function has to do with a project that entails us letting the user find numerical values for his taxes that include a bunch of different variables. Our professor supposedly has a degree in teaching computer programming to people who aren't majoring in it, but he doesn't seem that adept in that too be honest. Although teaching this subject is like teaching calculus to a business major.

 

[The Pado]

Has anyone ever taken pills for preventing malaria before? If you have, could someone let me know how big these suckers are?

Vacations to the Carribbean are a waste of money; it seems that it would be more healthy to create open sores on your feet and submerge them in a truckstop toilet rather than head south.

Not pills, but I did get a large injection that also fought off Dengue Fever and other tropical shit. It was nice not having so much as a head cold for the next four years.

 

[The Pado]

I'm no expert but it looks like you're reading a string from the console and then writing it back once you hit enter. And this loops until you get bored and pull the power plug on your computer.

You for got to end your quote with: "oh . . . wait . . . I am an expert :toast: "

 

[The Pado]

Eh, no. It's just Firefox and Myspace will pretty much fuck up any computer. It's where I go to test memory leaks.

Did you know that on Myspace I am a 14 year old girl looking for companionship with men, 40-50 years old. If I invite you over when my parents are out, chances are good that the federal marshall is hiding in my laundry room.

 

[The Pado]

Do you Matlab?

Sure. All you need is a bathtub and a case of cold medicine.

 

[Max]

Not pills, but I did get a large injection that also fought off Dengue Fever and other tropical shit. It was nice not having so much as a head cold for the next four years.

Shit, I have to get Twinrix (Hep. A and B) shots tomorrow, but those don't really affect you. I just picked up the malaria pills, they're huge. It says that I should eat it with food, so tomorrow I can eat a nice plate of pasta alla marinara...ermm malaria. :frown:

Thanks though.

 

[Bjerknes]

You for got to end your quote with: "oh . . . wait . . . I am an expert :toast: "

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{
int padosButt, andysUnit, numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt;
while (cin >> numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt)
{
cin >> numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt >> endl;
}
cout << " Andy's Unit in Pado's Butt" << andysUnit << endl;
cout << " Number of Times Pado Wants it" << padosButt << endl;
cout << " =================" << endl;
cout << " Fun for everyone!" << endl;

}

 

[The Pado]

Shit, I have to get Twinrix (Hep. A and B) shots tomorrow, but those don't really affect you. I just picked up the malaria pills, they're huge. It says that I should eat it with food, so tomorrow I can eat a nice plate of pasta alla marinara...ermm malaria. :frown:

Thanks though.

Choke down the horse pills, my friend, because you seriously do not want malaria (from what I've been told).

I'm going to Dominican Republic in April, and I forgot all about that stuff. Thanks for the reminder int:

 

[The Pado]

#include <iostream>

using namespace std;

int main()

{
int padosButt, andysUnit, numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt;
while (cin >> numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt)
{
cin >> numberOfTimesPadoWantsIt >> endl;
}
cout << " Andy's Unit in Pado's Butt" << andysUnit << endl;
cout << " Number of Times Pado Wants it" << padosButt << endl;
cout << " =================" << endl;
cout << " Fun for everyone!" << endl;

}

I'm no expert, but I think you have devised the formula for the Flux Capacitor. Oh . . . wait . . . I am an expert.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm no expert, but I think you have devised the formula for the Flux Capacitor. Oh . . . wait . . . I am an expert.

Well...

F dot da * C (A/d) = kg·m-2·s-1 * Farads

So no, not really. But it certainly equals some sort of pleasure on your behalf.

 

[Slagathor]

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Nick against the world 09.02.2007 16:36 I did because I love your fat stomach on me from behind. - Burke

Good God, worst mental picture so far in 2007

 

[Bjerknes]

Latest Reputation Received
Nick against the world 09.02.2007 16:36 I did because I love your fat stomach on me from behind. - Burke

Good God, worst mental picture so far in 2007

You have no idea how humorous that is to Burke and I... you will never understand, Erik.

However, my atmospheric thermodynamics professor, one of the leading atmospheric scientists in the world, Dr. Hans Verlinde, is from your country. I'm planning on wearing my Holland jacket to impress him sometime.

Perhaps your views on Gulf Stream alteration would alter if you heard his reasoning.

 

[Slagathor]

You have no idea how humorous that is to Burke and I... you will never understand, Erik.

No, it's funny. It's just more disturbing than funny

However, my atmospheric thermodynamics professor, one of the leading atmospheric scientists in the world, Dr. Hans Verlinde, is from your country. I'm planning on wearing my Holland jacket to impress him sometime.

Careful, there might be a weirdo reason why he left for the US

BTW Hans

Perhaps your views on Gulf Stream alteration would alter if you heard his reasoning.

Oh I rarely take Dutch scientists seriously. Dutch sociologists, definitely Engineers? Sure Scientists? Naaahhh.

 

[Slagathor]

Andy you should read this. It's a little paranoid but interesting

http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/story/0,,2009953,00.html