Nick Against the World (56 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is also true.

 

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[Dragon]

I quit drinking and its the best thing that could have ever ocurred to me. I highly recommend it

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I bet you are pretty dehydrated.

Or if you are talking about drinking....

And plus I'm an alcoholic and I feel the best when I am drinking or drunk or getting my stomach pumped or raping girls while drunk.

 

[3pac]

germany was just lucky mexico never jumped in, they were the true world superpower of the time

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, at taking naps.

 

[Bjerknes]

I cannot stand when my C++ professor thinks he's some sort of George Can'tstandya when he plays Weird Al Yankovic music videos before class. Why don't you just write I heart computers in programming language, that would be more humorous.

 

[mikhail]

I cannot stand when my C++ professor thinks he's some sort of George Can'tstandya when he plays Weird Al Yankovic music videos before class. Why don't you just write I heart computers in programming language, that would be more humorous.

 

[Martin]

How much more of this torment?

 

[Bjerknes]

How much more of this torment?

Too long. And I haven't been paying attention to this class whatsoever. What the hell does this:

int main()
{
string x;
while (cin >> x)
{
cout << x << endl;
}
}

do for me? I know the while function but have no idea about "string x"

 

[mikhail]

Too long. And I haven't been paying attention to this class whatsoever. What the hell does this:

int main()
{
string x;
while (cin >> x)
{
cout << x << endl;
}
}

do for me? I know the while function but have no idea about "string x"

My C++ is limited, but try compiling and running this.

#include <string>
#include <iostream>
#include <iomanip>
#include <fstream>

using std::string;
using std::cin;
using std::cout;
using std::endl;

int main()
{
string x;

while (cin >> x)
{
cout << x << endl;
}
}

You type some sentence and it breaks it up into words.

 

[Max]

Has anyone ever taken pills for preventing malaria before? If you have, could someone let me know how big these suckers are?

Vacations to the Carribbean are a waste of money; it seems that it would be more healthy to create open sores on your feet and submerge them in a truckstop toilet rather than head south.

 

[mikhail]

Has anyone ever taken pills for preventing malaria before? If you have, could someone let me know how big these suckers are?

Vacations to the Carribbean are a waste of money; it seems that it would be more healthy to create open sores on your feet and submerge them in a truckstop toilet rather than head south.

There aren't any pirates in the truck stop either.

 

[Martin]

Too long. And I haven't been paying attention to this class whatsoever. What the hell does this:

int main()
{
string x;
while (cin >> x)
{
cout << x << endl;
}
}

do for me? I know the while function but have no idea about "string x"

I'm no expert but it looks like you're reading a string from the console and then writing it back once you hit enter. And this loops until you get bored and pull the power plug on your computer.

 

[mikhail]

I'm no expert but it looks like you're reading a string from the console and then writing it back once you hit enter. And this loops until you get bored and pull the power plug on your computer.

Or until you start browsing Myspace with Firefox. There's only so much ram on one computer.

 

[Martin]

Or until you start browsing Myspace with Firefox. There's only so much ram on one computer.

Andy should run this through a profiler to see where the cpu spends its time and how he can optimize it, but short of that I don't think it's a horrible memory hog actually.

 

[mikhail]

Andy should run this through a profiler to see where the cpu spends its time and how he can optimize it, but short of that I don't think it's a horrible memory hog actually.

Eh, no. It's just Firefox and Myspace will pretty much fuck up any computer. It's where I go to test memory leaks.

 

[Martin]

That's the whole purpose of myspace actually, it's like a forkbomb, but superbly portable, works in any browser. :toast:

 

[mikhail]

That's the whole purpose of myspace actually, it's like a forkbomb, but superbly portable, works in any browser. :toast:

#include <unistd.h>

int main(void)
{
while(1)
{
fork();
}
return 0;
}

 

[Martin]

Yes, but you have to compile, actually first you have to install a compiler (make sure to use -03, we don't want those debugging symbols to slow us down), then chmod +x, then become root (otherwise ulimit will kill it) and then execute.

Or just email to all your friends and tell them it's a word document with a cool macro.

Hm in the old days we could also
echo coolapp.exe >> autoexec.bat

 

[Dragon]

That C++ stuff is b/s. At least VBA codes make sense when you write them and arent a bunch of {{ and , , ,