Nick Against the World (71 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That would be great.

We skypin' it up tonight?

 

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[Bjerknes]

Not sure, only if I get a handle on this calculus before my quiz tomorrow.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm going to handle your johnson.

 

[The Pado]

We really need to follow up on making him believe the word "kike" means friend in Russian. Hopefully he will get it implanted in his brain and start using it as a regular alternative for the word friend in his vocabulary.

I mean hell, the kid didn't even hear of Hezbollah until we were yelling it on the streets of State College a few weeks ago. He's taking a geography course and thought San Marino was either a suburb of LA or a character on Adult Swim.

The part in Bold is among the most beautiful things I've heard this year . . .

That, and Nick's train station confession.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

HEZBOLLAH......


ZINDE BAD......

 

[Zé Tahir]

Pado, is your nick inspired by our Padovano, or its where your family originally hails from?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

It is his donk size in inches....one letter per inch.

 

[The Pado]

Pado, is your nick inspired by our Padovano, or its where your family originally hails from?

Actually, it's my last name, Padovano.

 

[Zé Tahir]

Ah...so I assume there's some connection to Padova?

 

[The Pado]

Ah...so I assume there's some connection to Padova?

Indeed.

However, our Michele was born in Torino, so I can conveniently claim him as my cousin

 

[The Pado]

Ah...so I assume there's some connection to Padova?

I am Fabrizio Roberto Vento di Padova, but all the other kids in the trailer park call me "That Greasy WOP Padovano".

 

[The Pado]

Happy fucking kwanzaa all you bum-lookers. I'm heading off to bed.

Fill you Trunque with Pedro's Junque.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I will, sleep well, buddy.

 

[Bjerknes]

Ah...so I assume there's some connection to Padova?

Man, you've never heard of Robert Padovano.... the fuck's wrong with you son? :wth:

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Man, you've never heard of Robert Padovano.... the fuck's wrong with you son? :wth:

Fuck you talkin' 'bout, nigga?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Alright, I'm out....later, boys.

 

[Slagathor]

Monaco made the headlines here yesterday cause their country is kinda full (no kidding, I was there, I could barely move) and they would like us to share some expertise in creating new land offshore. Spokesman said:

"We have two options and decided to go for this one since an invasion of France would probably exceed the budget"

shame

 

[Martin]

Monaco is on a budget?

 

[Slagathor]

lol those republicans...

"no we like the way oil has been working out for us so far"

The Vote in the House
Creating Long-Term Energy Alternatives for the Nation Act

Passed:
Total: 264
Dem: 228
Rep: 36

Voted no:
Total: 163
Dem: 4
Rep: 159

Did not vote:
Total: 8
Dem: 1
Rep: 7

 

[Martin]

Aye, big humiliation for the fuel guzzling, USV pimpin, oil drinkin rednecks.