Nick Against the World (38 Viewers)

[Zé Tahir]

"Presenting Advanced Technologies", hm... Enjoy int:

Oh and kudos on the avatar

I would love him in the black & white

 

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[IncuboRossonero]

The other day a man was waiting for the train at Termini (Rome) when a teen not yet past puberty with a non-recognizable accent approached him crying and pleading:
Please sir, I have lost my brothers..I was just with them..we were making our way to the football game when suddenly they disappeared on me. The man assured the boy he would bring him to the closest police station and see to it that his parents were notified. The boy replied 'you don't understand, I was in charge..they are my younger brothers'.
After hours and hours of searching the man asked 'what are your brothers name..maybe they are hiding somewhere. We can shout their name..they may just be scared and come out.' Well the boy replied the youngest one is 'Centrocampo' and the other is ...
WHAT THE FUCK? Replied the man...do they even exist???
The boy replied 'YES! You want evidence ...look?!'
The boy tore out a sheet of paper with a screen shot of Juventuz.com and a post from Centrocampo introducing himself as a young 'Juve fan from Belgium'.

The man beat the boy senseless...


I was that Man...Seven was that boy...

I will never forget that day and he shall never forget that asswhipping

Grazie


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[Seven]

You're a short man, Nick. A short man.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm not Erik, but it still exists. I'm honestly not sure though what the reason is of the jew-ajax link. Though those that use those jewish chants nowadays just use it out of tradition and nothing more. An ajax chant (used both as pro and- anti-ajax) constantly used is "Joden!" (Jews).

I knew what that was before I even saw the translation.

And Bayern are known as the Jew club in Germany because when Hitler took power the owner and directors and coaches were Jewish and they left for The Netherlands or England.

It was a dark time for the club. Club Juden!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

The other day a man was waiting for the train at Termini (Rome) when a teen not yet past puberty with a non-recognizable accent approached him crying and pleading:
Please sir, I have lost my brothers..I was just with them..we were making our way to the football game when suddenly they disappeared on me. The man assured the boy he would bring him to the closest police station and see to it that his parents were notified. The boy replied 'you don't understand, I was in charge..they are my younger brothers'.
After hours and hours of searching the man asked 'what are your brothers name..maybe they are hiding somewhere. We can shout their name..they may just be scared and come out.' Well the boy replied the youngest one is 'Centrocampo' and the other is ...
WHAT THE FUCK? Replied the man...do they even exist???
The boy replied 'YES! You want evidence ...look?!'
The boy tore out a sheet of paper with a screen shot of Juventuz.com and a post from Centrocampo introducing himself as a young 'Juve fan from Belgium'.

The man beat the boy senseless...


I was that Man...Seven was that boy...

I will never forget that day and he shall never forget that asswhipping

Grazie


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I love this guy.....




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[ßöмßäяðîëя]

http://www.nevergetbusted.com/




Jack, this has YOU written all over it.

 

[JCK]

Dude, I teach people not to get busted.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That is almost a hot as that pic up there.

 

[JCK]

But it was cold when the pic was taken

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Well it is still sickness.

 

[swag]

If only they wouldn't have said they were chosen by God ...

Yeah, but every culture suffers from center-of-the-universe ethnocentrism. The Jews were chosen by God, the Chinese ruled the Middle Kingdom, Iowans are at the root of most everything going into Americans' mouths and out their asses, etc.

 

[swag]

Dude, I teach people not to get busted.

Dude -- I need to talk to you about the 90 packages of Sudafed and the boiling vat of alcohol in my house right now...

 

[JCK]

Dude -- I need to talk to you about the 90 packages of Sudafed and the boiling vat of alcohol in my house right now...

Just colour the Sudafed pills different funny colours and if someone stops you, say it is ecstacy and you're smuggling it. About the alcohol, it is Bürke's specialty; he'll probably tell you to drink it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dude -- I need to talk to you about the 90 packages of Sudafed and the boiling vat of alcohol in my house right now...

I think you are the man because I love you all over the place even when i put my fat stomach on your family members.

 

[swag]

With or without stretch marks, bro?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

With stomach cancer......and stretch marks like I had 3000 too many Espressos and then refused to vomit....

 

[Bjerknes]

My roomate just watched a Few Good Men for some stupid class he's taking, and the first thing he said about the movie was "Tom Cruise is gay and the movie sucked." I asked him why he thought the movie was bad, and he said "because Tom Cruise is gay." Then afterwards I proceeded to ask him what movie he would have rather seen, and he responded by saying "Super Troopers."

My roomate is a retard.

 

[Jem83]

My roomate just watched a Few Good Men for some stupid class he's taking, and the first thing he said about the movie was "Tom Cruise is gay and the movie sucked." I asked him why he thought the movie was bad, and he said "because Tom Cruise is gay." Then afterwards I proceeded to ask him what movie he would have rather seen, and he responded by saying "Super Troopers."

My roomate is a retard.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Corey is a joke, he knows nothing about __(insert any noun)____ .

 

[Bjerknes]

Corey is a joke, he knows nothing about __(insert any noun)____ .

We really need to follow up on making him believe the word "kike" means friend in Russian. Hopefully he will get it implanted in his brain and start using it as a regular alternative for the word friend in his vocabulary.

I mean hell, the kid didn't even hear of Hezbollah until we were yelling it on the streets of State College a few weeks ago. He's taking a geography course and thought San Marino was either a suburb of LA or a character on Adult Swim.