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JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,381
so, let me get this straight....

people go into a hookah bar to smoke some flavored tobacco from a long hose, and call this enjoyment ??

Where's the beer ??

the food ???

the women ???? (not necessarily in that order :D )
Actually, the activity of smoking the "arguile" is not only the smoking, it can be accompanied with food, with beer, arak, you name it and good company.
 

3pac

Alex Del Mexico
May 7, 2004
7,206
so, let me get this straight....

people go into a hookah bar to smoke some flavored tobacco from a long hose, and call this enjoyment ??

Where's the beer ??

the food ???

the women ???? (not necessarily in that order :D )
See, I do it differently. I smoke the sheesha at my own party with the beer, the food, and the women :D
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!

I am watching Fox Soccer Report here on Fox Soccer Channel and hey just recapped the Milan game, this is how it went....

"..Gourcuff (Gour-KUFF) to Gilardino (Jilar-DINYO) and he puts it away, drawing it up at the Stadio Giuseppe Meazza( :wth: )."
:lol: It's not just ESPN-US and GolTV who are the idiots, it seems. Looks like we've got a fair country of equal opportunity morons in the football announcing booths. :toast:

so, let me get this straight....

people go into a hookah bar to smoke some flavored tobacco from a long hose, and call this enjoyment ??

Where's the beer ??

the food ???

the women ???? (not necessarily in that order :D )
Oh, man. I've been doing hookahs since Kan Zaman opened on Haight Street over a dozen years ago. I am way out of practice now, but I remember one time I really inhaled on one of those jobs and started seeing dancing blue giraffes and crazy shit like that. But that was probably more out of asphixiation than scented tobacco bongs.

And they have plenty of good beer on tap. Amazing mazas, hot and cold. And really hot chicks serving the place. It's no wonder it took my moving across town to finally get away from that joint years ago -- despite the fact that in the past 10 years it's been unfortunately mobbed by cheesy tourists from the suburbs who think belly dancing is a more socially acceptable form of Larry Flint's Hustler Club.

There's nothing I like better than hitting that place on the off hours, having a great pile of babagonoush, snacking on a halva, and finishing it off with some Arabic coffee. And maybe a hookah. ;)

As the owner says on his free bumper stickers, "Hookahs, not bazookas."
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,750
Halva is awesome.
I :heart: halva and its sesame and (at least my preferred style) chocolatey goodness.

I am in the process of writing FSC an email telling them the problem. I am going to threaten that I will send it once a day until someone responds.
Better yet: tell them you will publish a YouTube video mocking their announcers' idiocy every day, referencing some of your own existing "portfolio" as evidence. :cool:
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
this I gotta see...

keep in mind that those jackasses at FSC cannot pronounce any Portuguese names either...

they pronounce all the "h's" as you would in english-

Ronaldin-ho

Robin-ho



even pronouncing some Italian names the same way-

Gilardin-ho



it drives me fucking nuts !!!:tdown:

The good news is that us Americans cant claim those jackasses...their CANADIAN !!! :D
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
this I gotta see...

keep in mind that those jackasses at FSC cannot pronounce any Portuguese names either...

they pronounce all the "h's" as you would in english-

Ronaldin-ho

Robin-ho



even pronouncing some Italian names the same way-

Gilardin-ho



it drives me fucking nuts !!!:tdown:

The good news is that us Americans cant claim those jackasses...their CANADIAN !!! :D

Let us not forget Milan's likable coach Carlo An-Selotti :p
 

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