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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Albanian man living in Canada, inspired by recent news reports and unable to find a female companion, cooks naked and smashes willy with hot frying pan. The unidentified Albanian told investigators and hospital personnel that they should "just shut up and put a temporary splint on it" so he could return home and do it again.
 

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Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
and the moral of this story is:

the woman should have been cooking the pancakes and servicing the man, since when does a man cook? what has this world come to :cry: :p :p :D
exactly...the broken ribs and knackered knob were bound to happen

Albanian man living in Canada, inspired by recent news reports and unable to find a female companion, cooks naked and smashes willy with hot frying pan. The unidentified Albanian told investigators and hospital personnel that they should "just shut up and put a temporary splint on it" so he could return home and do it again.
:D pado you never cease to amaze me
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,871
I just received this email:


To whom it may concern,

We're not supporters of President Saddam Hussein, but the hanging that could take place as early as Friday during Muslim Eid is considered a great insult, especially as his sentence that was handed down last month, ordered that he would be hanged within 30 days.

Moreover, he was sentenced by an unfair trial supervised by American agents.
He was sentenced for his role in 148 killings in 1982, and where were you since 1982?? Why did America help and cooperate with him after that date and now it wants him hanged.. !!

Although Saddam was sentenced for his role in 148 killings in 1982, let's ask ourselves, is Saddam the only leader accused of committing crimes against humanity !! ??

Who would judge Israel for committing such crimes for 60 years..!!

Who would judge president Bush, who is responsible for the killing of about
700 thousand Iraqis, tens of thousands in Afghanistan and thousands of
Palestinians by American weapons..!!

We send this message to express our outrage and our refusal of what is happening. This is a great humiliation and lack of respect for Islamic feasts.
We hold you all responsible for this grave mistake that might spark violence
in Iraq and the Arab and Muslim world.

We support the demands of Saddam’s chief lawyer Khalil al-Dulaimi who implored world leaders to prevent the United States from handing over the ousted leader to Iraqi authorities for execution, as the former president should enjoy protection from his enemies as a “prisoner of war.”

According to the international conventions, it is forbidden to hand a prisoner of war to his adversary.

We urge all international and legal organizations, the United Nations, the Arab League and the leaders of the world to act rapidly in order to prevent the Americans from handing president Saddam over to the Iraqi authorities.

Executions are not favorable actions, especially during feasts.
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
The next Pavel Nedved
Looks just like her pops, only more hair.

That is one cool pig.
Thanks, hun.

They sell children in Turin?


:p


Pado, this is a really odd story, but I think you will like it. I was listening to the radio a week or so ago and the story was about how an old man tried to buy his grandchildren in Southern West Virginia for 20K dolla, so he got arrested and the reason the radio host said was, "..because buying children in West Virginia is a crime." Thought it a bit odd that law was actually on the books.



Andy had to say what was up from Detroit, so I have to say what up from Jacksonville, FL.

Just arrived at the Wyndham here, and they gave me my reservation under Jason Bourne as usual. But, I almost got on the wrong flight to come out here and I would have ended up in BEAT DOWN CENTRAL, that's right, Vinny's doorstep in BEEFallo. But I'm here to watch the Mountaineers in the Gator Bowl, so let's go WVU, hear my noise?
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
looks like Saddam is dead....


Former Dictator Saddam Hussein Executed
AP
10:27 p.m. EST Update: ABC News confirms from Baghdad that former Iraqi dictator Saddam Hussein has been executed by hanging.

BAGHDAD, Iraq (Dec. 29) - The official witnesses to Saddam Hussein's impending execution gathered Friday in Baghdad's fortified Green Zone in final preparation for his hanging, as state television broadcast footage of his regime's atrocities.

The Iraqi government readied all the necessary documents, including a "red card" - an execution order introduced during Saddam's dictatorship. As the hour of his death approached, Saddam received two of his half brothers in his cell on Thursday and was said to have given them his personal belongings and a copy of his will.

Najeeb al-Nueimi, a member of Saddam's legal team in Doha, Qatar, said he too requested a final meeting with the deposed Iraqi leader. "His daughter in Amman was crying, she said 'Take me with you,"' al-Nueimi said late Friday. But he said their request was rejected.

An adviser to Prime Minister Nouri al-Maliki said Saddam would be executed before 6 a.m. Saturday, or 10 p.m. Friday EST. The time was agreed upon during a meeting Friday between U.S. and Iraqi officials, said the adviser, who declined to be named because he is not authorized to speak to the media.

"Saddam will be handed over shortly before the execution," the official said. The physical transfer of Saddam from U.S. to Iraqi authorities was believed to be one of the last steps before he was to be hanged. Saddam has been in U.S. custody since he was captured in December 2003.

Al-Nueimi said U.S. authorities were maintaining physical custody of Saddam to prevent him from being humiliated before his execution. He said the Americans also want to prevent the mutilation of his corpse, as has happened to other deposed Iraqi leaders.

"The Americans want him to be hanged respectfully," al-Nueimi said. If Saddam is humiliated publicly or his corpse ill-treated "that could cause an uprising and the Americans would be blamed," he said.

Munir Haddad, a judge on the appeals court that upheld Saddam's death sentence, said he was ready to attend the hanging and that all the paperwork was in order, including the red card.

"All the measures have been done," Haddad said. "There is no reason for delays."

As American and Iraqi officials met in Baghdad to set the hour of his death, Saddam's lawyers asked a U.S. judge for a stay of execution.

Saddam's lawyers issued a statement Friday calling on "everybody to do everything to stop this unfair execution." The statement also said the former president had been transferred from U.S. custody, though American and Iraqi officials later denied that.

Al-Maliki said opposing Saddam's execution was an insult to his victims. His office said he made the remarks in a meeting with families of people who died during Saddam's rule.

"Our respect for human rights requires us to execute him, and there will be no review or delay in carrying out the sentence," al-Maliki said.

State television ran footage of the Saddam era's atrocities, including images of uniformed men placing a bomb next to a youth's chest and blowing him up in what looked like a desert, and handcuffed men being thrown from a high building.

With U.S. forces on high alert for a surge in violence, people registered to attend the hanging gathered in the Green Zone before they were to go to the execution site, the Iraqi official said.

Those cleared to attend the execution included a Muslim cleric, lawmakers, senior officials and relatives of victims of Saddam's brutal rule, the official said. Aides to al-Maliki were waiting for U.S. representatives to arrive at his office to set the hour for the execution, the official said.

He did not disclose the location of the gallows.

Raed Juhi, spokesman for the High Tribunal court that convicted Saddam, said documents related to the execution would be read to Saddam before the execution. The documents included the red card, al-Maliki's signed approval of the sentence and the appeal court's decision.

On Thursday, two half brothers visited Saddam in his cell, a member of the former dictator's defense team, Badee Izzat Aref, told The Associated Press by telephone from the United Arab Emirates. He said the former dictator handed them his personal belongings.

A senior official at the Iraqi defense ministry also confirmed the meeting and said Saddam gave his will to one of his half brothers. The official spoke on condition of anonymity because he was not authorized to speak to the media.

Saddam's lawyers later issued a statement saying the Americans gave permission for his belongings to be retrieved.

An Iraqi appeals court upheld Saddam's death sentence Tuesday for the killing of 148 people who were detained after an attempt to assassinate him in the northern Iraqi city of Dujail in 1982. The court said the hanging should take place within 30 days.

Awad Hamed al-Bandar, the former chief justice of the Revolutionary Court, who also appealed in U.S. court, is expected to be executed along with Saddam. Also slated for execution is Barzan Ibrahim, Saddam's half brother and former intelligence chief.

There had been disagreements among Iraqi officials in recent days as to whether Iraqi law dictates the execution must take place within 30 days and whether President Jalal Talabani and his two deputies had to approve it.

In his Friday sermon, a mosque preacher in the Shiite holy city of Najaf called Saddam's execution "God's gift to Iraqis."

"Oh, God, you know what Saddam has done! He killed millions of Iraqis in prisons, in wars with neighboring countries and he is responsible for mass graves," said Sheik Sadralddin al-Qubanji, a member of the Supreme Council for the Islamic Revolution in Iraq, known as SCIRI, a dominant party in al-Maliki's coalition. "Oh God, we ask you to take revenge on Saddam."
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Well, I am...

But not for Saddam himself, but for the normal Arab person who reached to the degree that he sees his occupier killing his leader on the same day he is supposed to be celebrating...
Maybe you should try to see it as one miserable motherfucker who delighted in slaughtering Muslims by the tens of thousands is now gone, rather than as a great Arab leader has been wronged by the evil West. Just a suggestion.
 

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