Nick Against the World (28 Viewers)

[Cuti]

juve should try to loan him he would do wonders in B

 

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[The Pado]

Martin Martinized Martina Martin's Martian Martin.

 

[Martin]

nice poem..

 

[Vinman]

Here's a hint for you, his account wasn't deleted.

Do you want another hint? He renamed his username to blanks that the problem he's in.

who cares ??

i'm sure you were exstatic with the assassination of that guy outside the strip club

not half as much as I will be when I see you in Scarborough, and hit you over the head with your lawn chair :eyebrows:

 

[flieeeekke]

shoot first ask questions later?

 

[swag]

His name day is on December 6th, which is indeed the official day he comes by. But in Holland he hands out presents on the eve of his name day, that being the evening of December 5th.

I'm assuming he can't cover both Holland and Flanders in one night so he heads South on his actual name day. Who's to say :toast:

I think the Canadian version of St. Nick comes around in August. Afterall, this is a country that celebrates its Thanksgiving in October and its equivalent to the Super Bowl in November.

...must be in preparation for all the hibernation Canadians do between December and March. Around this time every year, I'm sure The Don finds a nice, comfortable lawn chair, grabs a few Snickers bars, and heads to his favorite cave for the next few months.

I'll save you some Juve match BitTorrents for when you come out of the deep freeze, DB.

 

[swag]

So what about this guy who was brutally shot to death in the good old democratic US of A? I only heard about the headlines though. Anyway, nothing justifies such an attack on an unarmed man.

I bet he left his driver's licence at home.

It must be Wednesday.

 

[swag]

And just when you think it couldn't get worse than to walk around the U.S. without a driver's license...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/6195860.stm

Delhi boy eaten by herd of pigs
A three-year-old boy has been eaten alive by a neighbour's herd of pigs on the outskirts of the Indian capital, Delhi, police say.

...

The boy, Ajay, strayed from the family home as his parents and other family members were having lunch.

When his mother went to look for him, she found the pigs chewing something and spotted bits of her son's clothing.

She threw stones at the animals but they turned on her. Her screams alerted neighbours who came to her rescue.

:frown:

 

[The Pado]

not half as much as I will be when I see you in Scarborough, and hit you over the head with your lawn chair :eyebrows:

That reminds me, I watched a movie a couple weeks ago that I owe to Don Bes. I was flipping channels when I came across a film called "Danny Deckchair". I thought "Donny Lawnchair"? So, I watched and I really enjoyed it.


EDIT: Sorry, Martin has banned all discussions of chairs related to Don Bes, so please forget that I ever watched that movie.

 

[Martin]

The lawn chair gag was good for 2 years, but it's starting to get a tiny bit boring now.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

I think the Canadian version of St. Nick comes around in August. Afterall, this is a country that celebrates its Thanksgiving in October and its equivalent to the Super Bowl in November.

...must be in preparation for all the hibernation Canadians do between December and March. Around this time every year, I'm sure The Don finds a nice, comfortable lawn chair, grabs a few Snickers bars, and heads to his favorite cave for the next few months.

I'll save you some Juve match BitTorrents for when you come out of the deep freeze, DB.

tell that to the 16 degrees C that we are getting today

 

[The Pado]

The lawn chair gag was good for 2 years, but it's starting to get a tiny bit boring now.

The shoe fapping gag was good for about 6 months, but I know that you still go for your groin every time you get a glimpse of Big Balls Bethany's ankle-straps.

 

[Martin]

The shoe fapping gag was good for about 6 months, but I know that you still go for your groin every time you get a glimpse of Big Balls Bethany's ankle-straps.

It was never a good gag. Sorry.

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

martin did you pull a costanza on erik ?

 

[Martin]

martin did you pull a costanza on erik ?

what's that?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

what's that?

doesnt he exagerate on almost getting killed ?

 

[Martin]

doesnt he exagerate on almost getting killed ?

Oh that. Well I don't know exactly, I'm not with him when he's almost getting killed lol. Apparently my presence is a big safeguard.

In my case it was a slightly psychotic driver who was making a point as I was crossing the street. Wouldn't call that a near death experience though, more like "under threat".

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

Oh that. Well I don't know exactly, I'm not with him when he's almost getting killed lol. Apparently my presence is a big safeguard.

In my case it was a slightly psychotic driver who was making a point as I was crossing the street. Wouldn't call that a near death experience though, more like "under threat".

i see. i read it wrong

 

[The Pado]

It was never a good gag. Sorry.

It was never a gag. I simply post about it so much because I spend most of my time in the pursuit of the unholy fapped shoe. It's reality, my boy.

 

[swag]

tell that to the 16 degrees C that we are getting today

Are you counting that at a rate of, what?, 0.67 degrees C every hour?