"My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And their like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge"
Oh please, by that crazy logic 500 bananas divided up between two gorillas, averaging 332 lbs. eating at a rate of 1.2 bananas per minute would then have to produce 17.67 lbs. of apeshit, each, once the banana supply is exhausted.
One has to start wondering if the climate's still normal. I know they always say it would change so gradually we wouldn't notice and that it's thanks to the better equipment we have know if we would, but honestly all these "ecological errors" as of late are a bit odd, no?