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Geof

Geof

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May 14, 2004
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Enron said:
Hey guys. Long time no type. I've had a busy few weeks.
First I ate this bad chicken and ended up dropping a bus load of Inzagi's into the Delpie. After that I spent a few days throwing back Swienstiegers and smoking Decos. Then I met up with a Nesta and a Ibrahimabitch and headed to the club where I found myself surrounded by Maldini's. The night went well as there were many Swienstiegers drank and much Deco smoked, but in the morning I woke up with burning in my Crouch. The next day I went to play football with some pals but ended up stepping in Gerrard and getting Crapello all over my boots. And here I am.
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Bozi

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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Geof said:
aouch. So I guess Zidane headbutted Matrix?
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anyone seen the zidane adidas advert? think they missed a real marketing opportunity there just imagine....

new Adidas anti-perspirant...our strongest ever...hits you like a headbutt to the chest

hell even if it was shit i would have bought it
 
Enron

Enron

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Geof said:
aouch. So I guess Zidane headbutted Matrix?
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Of course, but to top it off he challenged Capello to a Muay Thai boxing match which turned out to be nothing more than the Candyman circling Old Pinch Face screaming WAAAAAA and hissing like a cat. All the while Capello just stood there with his arms crossed and an empty look on his face.
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
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Nov 16, 2003
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    The Pado said:
    Our little thread is grinding to a halt these days.

    I started my work week this morning in the most disturbing fashion. Walking to work on this chilly (but not necessarily cold) morning, I passed an Obese black man dressed in hotpants and a child's bikini top. Construction workers were calling after him, "put some clothes on, it's cold out here."

    But the image was not as disturbing as the smell. Once I passed him, I detected the smell of rotten pumpkins and that smell lingered in the air for some 300 feet.
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    You have to expect that moving from the fine sky of Jersey to the scratch ass state that is North Carolina and your little town located in the truck stops and country clubs somewhere between nowhere and good-bye.
     
    The Pado

    The Pado

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    Jul 12, 2002
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    IncuboRossonero said:
    You have to expect that moving from the fine sky of Jersey to the scratch ass state that is North Carolina and your little town located in the truck stops and country clubs somewhere between nowhere and good-bye.
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    I'm a chump at Monmouth.
     
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    ßöмßäяðîëя

    The Krazyman
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    Apr 12, 2004
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    Everytime I go to the grocery store and I see a guy puching 30 shopping carts through the parking lot i always yell, "You know someone might want to use one of those."

    The last time I was at the grocery store there was a lot of confusion because I tried to buy one of those things that separates my food from the guy behind me.

    I remember when I was a fetus I used to sneak out at night while my mother was sleeping. That was the time to start stealing stuff.....I didn't have any fingerprints.

    Do you find it ironic that only one company makes the game "Monopoly"?

    Ever notice when a house burns down only the cimney and fireplace are left?

    My dad drinks so much he slurs his pauses.
     
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