Nick Against the World (49 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Lapo just chooses to live his life like he is still 18. He seems to also make the same mistakes that 18 year old would make. He is clearly the product of growing up filthy rich, a la Paris Hilton.

Though I do admire his taste for the Tranny. God, I wish I was Lapo.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
Bozi said:
Seven asked me to post this.
none of you know anything about me, you talk about me without knowing the truth about me and the sort of life i have had. you wanna know? wll then here you go i wont post here agian after this
The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.
Cant stand Austin Powers
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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The Pado said:
Lapo just chooses to live his life like he is still 18. He seems to also make the same mistakes that 18 year old would make. He is clearly the product of growing up filthy rich, a la Paris Hilton.

Though I do admire his taste for the Tranny. God, I wish I was Lapo.
so much money, so many shoes....
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,870
Andy said:
It's always funny to hear this "don't be blinded by your American media" nonsense when fucking Al-Jazeera and Al-Arabiya are basically just as bad.
Just to add to your media experiences, Al-arabiya has no credibility in the region because it is managed by one of the Saudi royal family's friends...

It was launched just to compete with Aljazeera and destroy it, but the quality and the incredibility difference was very high, and according to the latest financial statements, it is about to be closed because it lost its dirty war...
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
This one's for Andy :D

"You're black? Cause last I checked you had a nerdy white best friend, you enjoy Neil Diamond and you damn sure act like a black guy and these, my friend, are all characteristics of white guys. Please understand, I'm a huge supporter of the NAACP and if you don't know what that stands for, it is National Assocation for the Advancement of Colored People and quite frankly, I always thought they should change the Colored People to African Americans but then of course it wouldn't be the N-Double-A-CP, it would be the N-quad-A or NAAAA, and, I know, this probably sounds like a digression but it actually leads me back to my original point: Do I think you're black? NAAAA...!!"

I love Scrubs
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
ReBeL said:
Anyway, I just wanted to highight the fact that Chavez didn't create the word "Devil" from nothing...

Did you hear of something called "Axis of Evil"??

http://dir.salon.com/story/news/col/scheer/2002/10/24/axis/index.html

I don't think that it was the creation of Hugo...
Whoah there son... I have no care about chavez, the devil or any of the crap that has been discussed in these last pages... It was simply a question.. I have no need to be force fed any of this inane bullshit.. I have my own mind on these subjects.. A mind opened from direct experience.. A mind that i dont push to you, so i would expect the same courtesy,
You wanna preach, your talking to the wrong person... I asked a simple question, wholly seperate from the subject at hand, no more, no less...
 

ReBeL

The Jackal
Jan 14, 2005
22,870
Respaul said:
Whoah there son... I have no care about chavez, the devil or any of the crap that has been discussed in these last pages... It was simply a question.. I have no need to be force fed any of this inane bullshit.. I have my own mind on these subjects.. A mind opened from direct experience.. A mind that i dont push to you, so i would expect the same courtesy,
You wanna preach, your talking to the wrong person... I asked a simple question, wholly seperate from the subject at hand, no more, no less...
I didn't try to change what's in your mind...

I know you have your way to deal with such things...

I was just talking in general, so don't take it as a personal thing...

ANyway, respect...
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Bozi said:
so much money, so many shoes....

Not so much.

The problem with trannies is that they all have size 13 shoes. There is nothing alluring about a size 13 shoe (That is quite a large shoe for those unfamiliar with US sizes). But, thanfully they wear size 13's, because we all know that no woman, no real woman, has feet that large. So we should not be making any mistakes out there.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
The Pado said:
Not so much.

But, thanfully they wear size 13's, because we all know that no woman, no real woman, has feet that large. So we should not be making any mistakes out there.
Hands more than feet tell the truth... Though it has to be said, certain areas of rome these days... It's nigh on impossible to tell which are really women
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,748
The Pado said:
Not so much.

The problem with trannies is that they all have size 13 shoes. There is nothing alluring about a size 13 shoe (That is quite a large shoe for those unfamiliar with US sizes). But, thanfully they wear size 13's, because we all know that no woman, no real woman, has feet that large. So we should not be making any mistakes out there.
trust me you do not wanna be going out with a woman that has a larger adam's apple than you:faq1:
plus feet those big would be like tossing your banger up the caity between paris hiltions legs. that vacumous hole has a gravitational pull stronger than the sun
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Respaul said:
Hands more than feet tell the truth... Though it has to be said, certain areas of rome these days... It's nigh on impossible to tell which are really women
I've been told that the lovlies of Roma are all Brazilian. Any truth to that (not that you researched it or anything like that :eyebrows: )?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Respaul said:
General Question...

What is the fuss about Paris Hilton ?

She may be rich but she's thick as fuck and rough as hell
Oh, she's an absolute pig. However when there is a celebrity who will gladly screw high school kids as soon as other celebs it gets the common man thinking "hmmm, I got a shot with that Paris Hilton" and so her legend grows.
 

Respaul

Senior Member
Jul 14, 2002
4,734
The Pado said:
I've been told that the lovlies of Roma are all Brazilian. Any truth to that (not that you researched it or anything like that :eyebrows: )?
Can't say i've looked into it... Though I must say, I struggle to decide whether most brazilian women are really women anyway what with their typical shoulder and jaw shapes...
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Bozi said:
trust me you do not wanna be going out with a woman that has a larger adam's apple than you:faq1:
plus feet those big would be like tossing your banger up the caity between paris hiltions legs. that vacumous hole has a gravitational pull stronger than the sun
Amen brother.

I had a gf with size 6 shoes (very small). That was some good fucking :pint:







If I was half as sick as you think I am, I would be incarcerated by now.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Respaul said:
Can't say i've looked into it... Though I must say, I struggle to decide whether most brazilian women are really women anyway what with their typical shoulder and jaw shapes...
Hahah. You should give it a test. What's a bit of Chorizo between friends.
 

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