Nick Against the World (79 Viewers)

[JCK]

alex, you're back

It's been a long time, where have you been?

 

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[The Pado]

Pado has always been the genius.

Where's your gf Pad?? you know who I'm talking about, right?

Oh, she won't be coming back here - allergic to the potato is what she told me.

Anyway, I think she's cheating. Last time I packed her ass I developed warts on my winger.

 

[The Pado]

Have I mentioned this?

Materazzi is a douche bag.


Ahhh. My (EDIT) second-favorite daily morning affirmation.

Oh yes, he's a total shit. He like the Ibrahimovic of Inter . . . OH WAIT


But, Zidane is a fooking cunt who had crazy skills and a crazy temper.

 

[The Pado]

Maldini, and I mean Paolo Maldini is a god, confirmed today with his outting of the most corrupt thief in world football, Presidente Blatter. Well done Maldini, bravo.

 

[swag]

Oh, she won't be coming back here - allergic to the potato is what she told me.

Anyway, I think she's cheating. Last time I packed her ass I developed warts on my winger.

Not to mention that the last time you packed her ass, you could have stowed it away in carry-on.

I hate having to always check ass on flights now. It's a lot harder to excuse yourself to the luggage bay in mid-flight.

 

[swag]

Maldini, and I mean Paolo Maldini is a god, confirmed today with his outting of the most corrupt thief in world football, Presidente Blatter. Well done Maldini, bravo.

Definitely. Only a few people of his stature could have pulled that off.

So who's the bigger Maldini now, Sepp?!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

@ Andy - OK Mr. Weatherman, I was just wondering . . . Tropical Storm Ernesto paid me a little visit here in Shitsville on Thursday-Friday. It was nice, ended the drought. So, here it is Wednesday and I'm wondering why it is still raining?



Not complaining, just wondering.

Different weather system, broseph.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Pado, I love pouchy Maldini, that's all.

 

[Bjerknes]

@ Andy - OK Mr. Weatherman, I was just wondering . . . Tropical Storm Ernesto paid me a little visit here in Shitsville on Thursday-Friday. It was nice, ended the drought. So, here it is Wednesday and I'm wondering why it is still raining?



Not complaining, just wondering.

There's a stationary front right off the Atlantic coast along with a low pressure system that is chugging along in the early stages of occlusion.

It's still raining because it's raining.

 

[Martin]

So much for the Italy game tonight, mofos Rai Uno blocked out the signal, the old black screen routine

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i would laugh, but i have 2 hour class in 30 mins.

 

[Martin]

whoa, thought you were a full time working man. still in school then?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

second day.


in north america, you go to school september to april. then work may to september

 

[Martin]

was my first day today. what do you do in school?

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i decided to go on a different direction. so now i am a proud memeber of the "integrated site remediation" program.

there are 6 other guys and one girl in that whole program.

you?

 

[Martin]

may I ask what that means?

I'm doing software technology. shocking, I know

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

lets just say that 30 years from now when we are out of oil and the ozone layer plus trees are gone, i ll be in bussiness.


i have to take computers and this teacher said we will do some linux which i am looking forward to.

is that masters?

 

[Martin]

that still doesn't tell me anything, but if you want to keep it obscure.. :biggrin:

it is yeah

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

i appologies

it involves the scientific, legal and social side of preserving and restoring the environment.

so by now i assume you must have designed some higly successful software right?

 

[Byrone]

Martin, fair enough I have to say...you brought some good points.

Byron, thats the best sig I've seen since joining the forum

Thanks bro it was a moment of inspired genius.