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Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,959
I am starting school again tomorrow. Yay. I can't wait until my calculus 2 professor owns my asshole with those three-dimensional integrals and my business law class which starts bright and early at 8am in the morning. I've decided to double-major in meteorology and energy, business and finance (EBF) so wish me fucking luck because I need it.

But too bad State College, Pennsylvania, is fucking heaven on earth. Everything you need is right there in front of you, from top-notch parties to Abercrombie right down the street to the best looking ladies on the planet. If you are looking for your money's worth on the entire college experiance spectrum, which both includes and partying and education, Penn State is second to none.

But I'm prepared to be owned this semester.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
Materazzi breaks Zidane silence

Marco Materazzi has finally explained what he said to Zinedine Zidane before he was headbutted by the Frenchman during Italy's World Cup final victory.

Zidane was sent off for the attack and later claimed he was provoked after Materazzi had insulted his mother.

But Materazzi told Gazzetta dello Sport that Zidane's sister was the subject.

He said: "I was tugging his shirt, he said to me 'if you want my shirt so much I'll give it to you afterwards,' I answered that I'd prefer his sister."

Materazzi added: "It's not a particularly nice thing to say, I recognise that. But loads of players say worse things.

"I didn't even know he had a sister before all this happened."

Materazzi was later handed a two-match ban from world governing body Fifa, while Zidane was banned for three games and fined £3,260.

Zidane, who has since retired from football, has never specified what Materazzi said to him and has refused to apologise to his opponent.

Asked on 12 July exactly Materazzi had said, Zidane would only offer that it was "very personal" and concerned his mother and his sister.

"You hear those things once and you try to walk away," added Zidane. "That's what I wanted to do because I am retiring. You hear it a second time and then a third time..."

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So there it is then. Zidane's comment was acutally kinda funny, Materazzi's just testifies of a complete lack of an intelligent sense of humour. Not that that's surprising.

Still, I wouldn't headbutt him for it tho.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
CauldronWench said:
Andy, wow, you have a full plate. Good luck!

So did Augustus Gloop, and look at what happened to him.



Now I'm not saying that Andy is going to fall into a chocolate river, get sucked up in the filter tubes and be sadistically beaten by midgets, but those college keggers can get out of hand with the bad acid and sophomore chicks sprouting breasts for the first time. My advice: Study your books until 11:00 pm. At 11:00 pm, start fucking everything that moves. If nothing moves, start drinking everything that's boozey.
 

Lilith

Immortelle
May 19, 2006
6,719
I saw that statement before only it was Zidane's wife instead of his sister the last time.


The Pado said:
So did Augustus Gloop, and look at what happened to him.



Now I'm not saying that Andy is going to fall into a chocolate river, get sucked up in the filter tubes and be sadistically beaten by midgets, but those college keggers can get out of hand with the bad acid and sophomore chicks sprouting breasts for the first time. My advice: Study your books until 11:00 pm. At 11:00 pm, start fucking everything that moves. If nothing moves, start drinking everything that's boozey.

And stay away from all Veruca Salts. The last thing you want is a nag monopolising all your time. And don't cut classes!
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
11,482
The Pado said:
So did Augustus Gloop, and look at what happened to him.



Now I'm not saying that Andy is going to fall into a chocolate river, get sucked up in the filter tubes and be sadistically beaten by midgets, but those college keggers can get out of hand with the bad acid and sophomore chicks sprouting breasts for the first time. My advice: Study your books until 11:00 pm. At 11:00 pm, start fucking everything that moves. If nothing moves, start drinking everything that's boozey.
watch the blueberry gum as well.....
 

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