Nick Against the World (70 Viewers)

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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CauldronWench said:
I saw that statement before only it was Zidane's wife instead of his sister the last time.





And stay away from all Veruca Salts. The last thing you want is a nag monopolising all your time. And don't cut classes!

Ahhhhhh, Veruca . . .

When I was 10 or 11, I thought Veruca was hot in that short little skirt.
 

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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Vinman said:
watch the blueberry gum as well.....

I liked when Mr. Wonka whispered in Grandpa's Joe ear, "My money was on the little blueberry bitch going first. Augustus? Never really saw that one coming."




OK, maybe that's what I said to Grandpa Joe . . . right before that old criminal stole fizzy lifting drinks from me.
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
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Andy said:
I am starting school again tomorrow. Yay. I can't wait until my calculus 2 professor owns my asshole with those three-dimensional integrals and my business law class which starts bright and early at 8am in the morning. I've decided to double-major in meteorology and energy, business and finance (EBF) so wish me fucking luck because I need it.
Don't worry, Andy. Triple integrals will be the first thing you forget how to do when you leave college. It's the rule. :cool:
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
84,955
I need to get a dual satellite receiver. I'll first be watching Portugal's defense choke to Finland, then on to the second half of Italy-France.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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So Swag, I'm going to take a course at the community college and learn the craft of Shoe Repair. When I get good enough at it, I'll open a shop and wait for all the hotties to bring me their shoes for repairs. I'll call it "Fap's Shoe Repair".

Big fat gross cow brings in shoes - "They'll be ready in an hour"

Smokin' hot MILF brings in some wanking shoes - "This will take 2 weeks"


It's a brilliant plan. Much better than selling shoes because the any jackleg can fap an unowned shoe.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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The Pado said:
So Swag, I'm going to take a course at the community college and learn the craft of Shoe Repair. When I get good enough at it, I'll open a shop and wait for all the hotties to bring me their shoes for repairs. I'll call it "Fap's Shoe Repair".

Big fat gross cow brings in shoes - "They'll be ready in an hour"

Smokin' hot MILF brings in some wanking shoes - "This will take 2 weeks"


It's a brilliant plan. Much better than selling shoes because the any jackleg can fap an unowned shoe.
pado you are a genius and the best of it is you can offer your special-customers the "padovanno personal polish job" with the best shine this side of the atlantic
 

Enron

Tickle Me
Moderator
Oct 11, 2005
75,705
The Pado said:
So Swag, I'm going to take a course at the community college and learn the craft of Shoe Repair. When I get good enough at it, I'll open a shop and wait for all the hotties to bring me their shoes for repairs. I'll call it "Fap's Shoe Repair".

Big fat gross cow brings in shoes - "They'll be ready in an hour"

Smokin' hot MILF brings in some wanking shoes - "This will take 2 weeks"


It's a brilliant plan. Much better than selling shoes because the any jackleg can fap an unowned shoe.
Sorry Pado, but Fappi's Ladies Shoe Shine has been operating for over a year in downtown Charleston. Next to the Prada store.

Our slogan is "An hour with your shoe, we'll have it looking like "new".
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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Enron said:
Sorry Pado, but Fappi's Ladies Shoe Shine has been operating for over a year in downtown Charleston. Next to the Prada store.

Our slogan is "An hour with your shoe, we'll have it looking like "new".
Pado's is "an hour with your shoe and I'll fill it with goo"
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,441
I'm watching a documentary about Munich 1972 and the amateurism is just laughable really. On another note I was also reading a highly entertaining article about 9/11 this afternoon. The writer claimed that there were no airplanes at the scene :)D.) and that it was all a set up. Though I don't like Bush, it still seems highly unlikely to me that the American government planned this disaster.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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Seven said:
I'm watching a documentary about Munich 1972 and the amateurism is just laughable really. On another note I was also reading a highly entertaining article about 9/11 this afternoon. The writer claimed that there were no airplanes at the scene :)D.) and that it was all a set up. Though I don't like Bush, it still seems highly unlikely to me that the American government planned this disaster.
lol that is one hell of a conmpiracy theory, what are the white house,homeland security,pentagon,CIA all conpiring with aid of david copperfield to trick us into thinking the twin towers are gone?
 

Enron

Tickle Me
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Oct 11, 2005
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Bozi said:
lol that is one hell of a conmpiracy theory, what are the white house,homeland security,pentagon,CIA all conpiring with aid of david copperfield to trick us into thinking the twin towers are gone?

Maybe they thought it was like the moon landing.
 

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