Nick Against the World (56 Viewers)

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
The Pado said:
Pardon my ignorance, but when we meet in Amsterdam this October, how would you like me to kill you? I am a huge fan of the "Body in the Oil Drum, Dumped in the Ocean." It's my signature move.
You already replied to my post once, you can't do it twice. The jury will disregard this comment.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Martin said:
You already replied to my post once, you can't do it twice. The jury will disregard this comment.

Sir, you have been riding your luck for too long. You have met at least 5 people from an internet forum (read chat room) and not one of them has hacked you to bits. How long do you really expect that to last?
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,963
The Pado said:
I just lost 14% of the respect I had for you. But that was because I didn't get your joke . . . soooooo . . . It's not you, it's me.
Let's see.

Zero - ( Zero x 0.14 ) = .... Zero! :pumpkin:

Yes!!!!

Nobody knows this, but I do. Because I'm nobody... :agree:
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
The Pado said:
Sir, you have been riding your luck for too long. You have met at least 5 people from an internet forum (read chat room) and not one of them has hacked you to bits. How long do you really expect that to last?
Make that 13 :cool2:

Well, as long as I stay away from you I'll be fine :D
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Martin said:
Make that 13 :cool2:

Well, as long as I stay away from you I'll be fine :D

Ordinarily you would have nothing to fear. I have gone my whole life without injuring anybody. However, nobody should have such good fortune smiling upon them. You, sir, are having a laugh. I can hear you mocking me from across the Atlantic. I can hear you taunting me while I'm asleep. Why do torture me? Sombody answer that goddamn phone. Uncle Leo?
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,963
The Pado said:
Ordinarily you would have nothing to fear. I have gone my whole life without injuring anybody. However, nobody should have such good fortune smiling upon them. You, sir, are having a laugh. I can hear you mocking me from across the Atlantic. I can hear you taunting me while I'm asleep. Why do torture me? Sombody answer that goddamn phone. Uncle Leo?
That you know of...

That is definitely the bitch about lycanthropy. I swear.

Well, that and waking up in a Dumpster(tm) wearing torn pajamas I that must have pissed in all night ... plus the bloody entrails in my mouth of someone I don't know.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
swag said:
That you know of...

That is definitely the bitch about lycanthropy. I swear.

Well, that and waking up in a Dumpster(tm) wearing torn pajamas I that must have pissed in all night ... plus the bloody entrails in my mouth of someone I don't know.

LOL!

You just earned back your 14%.
 

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
The Pado said:
Ordinarily you would have nothing to fear. I have gone my whole life without injuring anybody. However, nobody should have such good fortune smiling upon them. You, sir, are having a laugh. I can hear you mocking me from across the Atlantic. I can hear you taunting me while I'm asleep. Why do torture me? Sombody answer that goddamn phone. Uncle Leo?
You wish the phone would stop ringing, don't you? :biggrin:
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
Allright, good people of Nick against the World, I will be in serious negotiations for something tomorrow evening, and if all goes well, the fruits of my labor will take shape sometime next week.

Can't say what it is just yet, but you will all be informed in due time
 

swag

L'autista
Administrator
Sep 23, 2003
84,963
MrsPado'sShoes said:
Allright, good people of Nick against the World, I will be in serious negotiations for something tomorrow evening, and if all goes well, the fruits of my labor will take shape sometime next week.

Can't say what it is just yet, but you will all be informed in due time
Juve in Serie A?! :drool:

Sergio, you dog! I didn't know you took hostages from the FIGC!
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
31,789
swag said:
Juve in Serie A?! :drool:

Sergio, you dog! I didn't know you took hostages from the FIGC!
Uh, yeah, that's it.

No, it will be something that will make me even happier. Yes, I can, despite my very giving nature to others, be a materialistic little fuckstick at times.

Especially when the price could be something that I would be an absolute moron to turn down
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,992
MrsPado'sShoes said:
Uh, yeah, that's it.

No, it will be something that will make me even happier. Yes, I can, despite my very giving nature to others, be a materialistic little fuckstick at times.
That's what you gotta do sometimes my friend; it's how the world works. Improvise, adapt to the environment, Darwin, shit happens, I Ching, whatever man we gotta roll with it.
 

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