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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Seven said:
To the girl the man is cheating his wife with:

Phil: "Are you now not on a mission to rip the passion, the love and the great education her children now enjoy apart?"

Victim: "I guess so."

That actually just happened (with applause obviously). Basically Phil calls her a hound from hell and she says "I guess so.". I have a feeling he's going to give the guy pills to kill his libido as well :D.

Yeah, Ballzoff, by prescription only.
 

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Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,334
The Pado said:
Yeah, Ballzoff, by prescription only.
:D

Phil just said he was going to provide "medical care that may look rather harsh at first". Do you think he's going to cut?

It must be great to be Dr. "Salomon" Phil.

That reminds me. I have a great solution for this problem. Just give each woman one of his balls.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
took this from Jerry's website:

"08/03/06 "JERRY'S UP ARSE SPECIAL!"

Country yokel D.Michael Burke III, a self-proclaimed "product of the master race",met Claire at a blue oyster bar. Four days of hot steamy fetish waering gimpdom later, she asked himif she could stick her stiletto up his ass, Burke agreed. After six previous bowel prolapses, Burke finally took realised that god designed it as an out hole and said no. Soon after theis refusal, Claire left Burke and started dating Pado who ass fooked her back to the fifth grade! The question is: who's the father of her newborn twins?
Later, in bizarre endurance test , Burke, Pado, audience members and the Springer security team show off their shoe fooking skills,they were to work their way through a dozen pairs of slingbacks and assfook Jerry last, pado won but Burke gained revenge by fooking the now exhausted Pado on stage !"

Just how hilarious is that?
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Seven said:
:D

Phil just said he was going to provide "medical care that may look rather harsh at first". Do you think he's going to cut?

It must be great to be Dr. "Salomon" Phil.

That reminds me. I have a great solution for this problem. Just give each woman one of his balls.

I wouldn't put it past the sick fucker.

At least Jeffrey Tambor would make it funny.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
Seven said:
Whatever happened to Jerry anway? Does he still have a show?
he turned up in britain only to find that there are now more springer clones than in the states, its rather pathetic the british trying to be controversial

today theobald is here to have a go at archibald who he says used his tractor last saturday and never left it in neautral overnight
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Bozi.78 said:
took this from Jerry's website:

"08/03/06 "JERRY'S UP ARSE SPECIAL!"

Country yokel D.Michael Burke III, a self-proclaimed "product of the master race",met Claire at a blue oyster bar. Four days of hot steamy fetish waering gimpdom later, she asked himif she could stick her stiletto up his ass, Burke agreed. After six previous bowel prolapses, Burke finally took realised that god designed it as an out hole and said no. Soon after theis refusal, Claire left Burke and started dating Pado who ass fooked her back to the fifth grade! The question is: who's the father of her newborn twins?
Later, in bizarre endurance test , Burke, Pado, audience members and the Springer security team show off their shoe fooking skills,they were to work their way through a dozen pairs of slingbacks and assfook Jerry last, pado won but Burke gained revenge by fooking the now exhausted Pado on stage !"

Just how hilarious is that?
:lol:

Money.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,334
Bozi.78 said:
he turned up in britain only to find that there are now more springer clones than in the states, its rather pathetic the british trying to be controversial

today theobald is here to have a go at archibald who he says used his tractor last saturday and never left it in neautral overnight
:howler:

Well he managed to create general outrage here and nearly was the downfall of one of our tv stations. No one *really* wanted to see Kelly going at Christine because Christine fucked her dog.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,334
Watched Grosso's goal again. I love that Italian commentator: "Mio dio, mio dio, mio dio, mio dio.." he must have had a two minute orgasm :D.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
Seven said:
:howler:

Well he managed to create general outrage here and nearly was the downfall of one of our tv stations. No one *really* wanted to see Kelly going at Christine because Christine fucked her dog.
the problem is here that it just does not work with british idiots, the folk on here are all bumbling idiots who ahgged their gf's best friend and mum, there is no real deviation from that

well except the aberdonians who are fightinf over a pair of velcro wellies taht they need to go "sheep dipping"
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Bozi.78 said:
took this from Jerry's website:

"08/03/06 "JERRY'S UP ARSE SPECIAL!"

Country yokel D.Michael Burke III, a self-proclaimed "product of the master race",met Claire at a blue oyster bar. Four days of hot steamy fetish waering gimpdom later, she asked himif she could stick her stiletto up his ass, Burke agreed. After six previous bowel prolapses, Burke finally took realised that god designed it as an out hole and said no. Soon after theis refusal, Claire left Burke and started dating Pado who ass fooked her back to the fifth grade! The question is: who's the father of her newborn twins?
Later, in bizarre endurance test , Burke, Pado, audience members and the Springer security team show off their shoe fooking skills,they were to work their way through a dozen pairs of slingbacks and assfook Jerry last, pado won but Burke gained revenge by fooking the now exhausted Pado on stage !"

Just how hilarious is that?

LOL!

If you want to see the pic of Claire Bear trying that bondage crap on me, see my profile pic.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
The Pado said:
LOL!

If you want to see the pic of Claire Bear trying that bondage crap on me, see my profile pic.
seen it earlier i was looking for one of your posts for post of the month and laughed my ass off when i seen the proflile pic, everyone loves chrissy
 

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