Nick Against the World (39 Viewers)

[JCK]

put me in the mood

Easy skanking, skanking it easy
Easy skanking, skanking it slow (repeat)

Excuse me while I light my spliff
Oh GOD I gotta take a lift
From reality I just can't drift
That's why I am staying with this riff

Take it easy, easy skanking (repeat)
Got to take it easy, easy skanking
You see we're taking it easy
We're taking it slow, taking it easy
Got to take it slow, so take it easy
Easy skanking, easy skanking
Oh take it easy, easy skanking

Excuse me while I light my spliff
Oh GOD I gotta take a lift
From reality I just can't drift
That's why I am staying with this riff

Take it easy, taking it easy
Got to take it easy, taking it slow
Take it easy, taking it easy
Skanky taie it easy, taking it slow

Tell you what herb for my wine
Honey for my strong drink
Herb for my wine, honey for my strong drink

I'll take it easy, taking it easy
Take it easy, skanking it slow
Take it easy, taking it easy
Take it easy, skanking it slow

RIP Bob

 

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[Martin]

one question. Why isn't Pado a moderator yet?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Agreed.

He would be much better than Isha or Fli.

 

[Martin]

I'll be damned, Fli rocks and Elisa actually knows something about Juve and knows where to get proper information. There's no way those two shouldn't be mods. Pado should get jurisdiction in this thread though.

 

[3pac]

I failed my driving test yesterday

 

[The Pado]

one question. Why isn't Pado a moderator yet?

1. Too many shoe fapping tales;

2. Too many shit in coffee can adventures; and

3. That Finnish guy with his nuts poking out of his unitard.

 

[Slagathor]

I failed my driving test yesterday

What'd you do?

 

[3pac]

What'd you do?

I actually only had 3 minutes left on my 18 minute test, and I only had -1 . (You're allowed -15), however 2 firetrucks and 3 cop cars, all with sirens, drove by me so I pulled over and she asked me to make a turn, but i was a bit panicky because of the commotion caused by the emergency and stuff, and forgot to check if there were any bikes in the bike lane before i pulled into it.

That's apparently an automatic fail, but oh well, now i have to wait 2 weeks.



At least I have morals. I value 500 people in a burning building over 1 shitty old biker's legs.

 

[The Pado]

OMG, Martin, I just read the Cuba story in your sig, and I had a similar experience. I went to take the city bus from the Hotel Nacional to Varadero Beach and the sign on the front of the bus said "Shitsville, Nederland"

 

[3pac]

The same thing happened 3 times? Crazy

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Does anyone else see this three times?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

okay, just making sure.

 

[Martin]

OMG, Martin, I just read the Cuba story in your sig, and I had a similar experience. I went to take the city bus from the Hotel Nacional to Varadero Beach and the sign on the front of the bus said "Shitsville, Nederland"

granted we are like two drops of water, that is Erik's signature

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'll be damned, Fli rocks and Elisa actually knows something about Juve and knows where to get proper information. There's no way those two shouldn't be mods. Pado should get jurisdiction in this thread though.

Fli is a terrible Mod.

 

[3pac]

Fli is a terrible Mod.

1. He is the best.

2. You somehow think you would've been better?? umpkin:


1 B. Pado is drunk. Not only did he post the same thing 3 times, but it wasnt even about the right signature

 

[The Pado]

granted we are like two drops of water, that is Erik's signature

Hahaha. Sorry, the bicycle avi got me

 

[Slagathor]

I actually only had 3 minutes left on my 18 minute test, and I only had -1 . (You're allowed -15), however 2 firetrucks and 3 cop cars, all with sirens, drove by me so I pulled over and she asked me to make a turn, but i was a bit panicky because of the commotion caused by the emergency and stuff, and forgot to check if there were any bikes in the bike lane before i pulled into it.

That's apparently an automatic fail, but oh well, now i have to wait 2 weeks.

Yeah that's an automatic fail. I made a similar mistake in my driving exam (I passed the second time). Was awful cause everything had gone *great* up to the point where I switched lanes 'dangerously'. I'd done all the parking manoeuvres, the icy lane thing, driving through 2 feet of water, that zig-zag thing they make you do. All that stuff.

Then I switched lanes

At least I have morals. I value 500 people in a burning building over 1 shitty old biker's legs.

 

[Martin]

Hahaha. Sorry, the bicycle avi got me

There's always an excuse, isn't there?

 

[The Pado]

1. He is the best.

2. You somehow think you would've been better?? umpkin:


1 B. Pado is drunk. Not only did he post the same thing 3 times, but it wasnt even about the right signature

Damn computers are the slow. Wordage umpkin:


Working for the City of Shitsville, USA, on the back of garbage truck today - where temperatures hit 100 degress F (That is 99 for you Celcius guys), some Albanian gentleman named Balkey gave me a few beers and they, combined with the heat, messed up my bezizzle.

 

[3pac]

I'd done all the parking manoeuvres, the icy lane thing, driving through 2 feet of water, that zig-zag thing they make you do. All that stuff.

WTF ?!

Is this a driving test or a rally time trial???


Here, all you do is get in the car with them (your own car), and drive around for 15 minutes in the local town. The only special manoeuvre is that you pull up next to a long, empty curb (which they lead you to), and you reverse 100 feet while staying within 3 feet of the curb. Other than that, you just drive around for 10 minutes, then go back and the dumb Azn bitch tells you that you endangered a biker umpkin: