Nick Against the World (44 Viewers)

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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The Pado said:
If Stupid Andy insults my mother on this forum, and I get in my car and drive 10 hours to his house, get out and punch Andy in the nose, then I am a dumbass. No excuses. All my years of being the best damn shoe fapper on the planet cannot justify my insane act. I will simply be a crazy fooking retard.
and you will be no better than gino"i punch my father in the face"genessio:faq1:
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Bozi.78 said:
and you will be no better than gino"i punch my father in the face"genessio:faq1:

Yes, but as the world's greatest shoe fapper, I should be held to a higher standard.


Catch me next Wednesday at 10:00 p.m. on Bravo channel's PROJECT: RUNWAY
 

IlDivinCodino

f**king hot prospect
Mar 5, 2006
1,191
The Pado said:
DA.



Example:
"Hey ladies, looking for some action tonight? OK, I can hook you up. I might know a penis that's not doing anything tonight . . . I could give you his number for a small fee . . . oh wait, zzziiiippppp, here he is now!
that aint no pimp.........
that's a gigolo
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
22,747
The Pado said:
Yes, but as the world's greatest shoe fapper, I should be held to a higher standard.


Catch me next Wednesday at 10:00 p.m. on Bravo channel's PROJECT: RUNWAY
pado-king of all things fappy

project runway??? dont tell me that you have been caught with your dick in the feshly laid tarmac
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,145
The Pado said:
You really are a moron, aren't you? Now you are just pathetic. This is not about Totti. It is about equal treatment. Zidane is a dirty bastard, and he is especially dirty because he sat in silence when the the world falsely accused Matrix of calling him a terrorist. It took Zidane 3 fucking days to set the record straight and admit that "Terrorist" was never said. But, Stupid Andy continues to use "terrorist".

Let me tell you this - Zidane is the dirtiest player to be employed by Juventus since the Triade took over in 1994. That includes hard men such as Montero and Davids. These were violent men who usually hit you in the run of play, in front of the ref. Usually. But Zidane never would give a hard tackle or a leg breaker - no, he would stomp on your back when you were on the ground. He would crack you with his head while you were helping him up. Remember when we needed to beat hamburg to stay in the CL and ZZ was seeing red early in the match? We needed his ass and he was in the shower. France needed his ass and he was in the shower.

This is why he was never Captain of Juventus.
I was working on old news and mixed up the terrorist claim with the Zidane interview yesterday afternoon...my apologies.

But Zidane has apologized for his ridiculous act and afterall it was Materazzi who insulted his family in some way shape or form. Of course you would be the only one who would applaud that, wouldn't you.
 

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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Andy said:
I was working on old news and mixed up the terrorist claim with the Zidane interview yesterday afternoon...my apologies.

But Zidane has apologized for his ridiculous act and afterall it was Materazzi who insulted his family in some way shape or form. Of course you would be the only one who would applaud that, wouldn't you.
this happens all the time in football, jokes about players wives abound and it is part of the game to try and throw an opponent off his game, harsh reality but true. zidane, being the heartbeat of the french team, with his fragile temperament was always going to be a target. at the end of a career where he has endured this sort of thing on a weekly basis, you would think he could have risen above it for 10 more minutes
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Andy said:
I was working on old news and mixed up the terrorist claim with the Zidane interview yesterday afternoon...my apologies.

But Zidane has apologized for his ridiculous act and afterall it was Materazzi who insulted his family in some way shape or form. Of course you would be the only one who would applaud that, wouldn't you.

Zidane apologized to the children who saw his act, he DID NOT regret his act and stated he would do the same if the situation arose again. So, no I do not buy his little apology and yes, I think Materazzi is brilliant for getting ZZ to lose it.


Just like the Belgian player that got Kluivert sent of in WC 1998 by calling him a "Rapist" and provoking a punch. Brilliant!
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,145
The Pado said:
Zidane apologized to the children who saw his act, he DID NOT regret his act and stated he would do the same if the situation arose again. So, no I do not buy his little apology and yes, I think Materazzi is brilliant for getting ZZ to lose it.


Just like the Belgian player that got Kluivert sent of in WC 1998 by calling him a "Rapist" and provoking a punch. Brilliant!
And I suppose it's all fine and dandy when an idiot such as Luis Figo lies and incites an investigation by stating our very own GM was talking with referees during the halftime of a match. I would like you to say that's brilliant, Pado. I mean, it's just provocation to get Juventus "sent off," is it not?
 

swag

L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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IlDivinCodino said:
well, fuck all that.......!!!
Italia won. And that's all that matters!!!
So I'm in my Italian class on Monday after my teacher took a 6 week absence to travel back to her home town of Viareggio. She really doesn't follow football much at all (being the cultured teacher and former head of languages for the SF school district that she is), but she was all over the World Cup. And how could she not in her household -- given all the screaming? But damn, the woman is from the birthplace of Marcello Lippi, and I had to tell her that.

So in class she goes around the room and each student has to speak a little Italian of essentially "what I did while the teacher was on vacation" sort of thing. A number of people talked about watching the WC Final the day before. Then one student starts talking about her recent travels to Italy, saying, "Io e mio fiancée siamo andati..."

To which my teacher interrupts, "Fiancée?! That's French. They lost. This is Italian class."

:rofl:

Brava, la professoressa!
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Andy said:
And I suppose it's all fine and dandy when an idiot such as Luis Figo lies and incites an investigation by stating our very own GM was talking with referees during the halftime of a match. I would like you to say that's brilliant, Pado. I mean, it's just provocation to get Juventus "sent off," is it not?
Look now little boy, there is a BIG ass difference between a sore loser making up lies and fabrications versus saying to an opponent, "I screwed your wife last night".

As professionals are suppossed to be able to control their emotions and focus on their job. Once they allow fans and opponents in their heads, it is career over.

Think of a guy shooting free throws at the NCAA Tourny and when the crowd chants "Crim-i-nal, Crim-i-nal" to the shooter who had a DWI a year before. Shooter runs away crying. Yeah, let's offer that guy a contract
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Zinedine Zidane, for some unknown reason, is known as one of the best to ever wear the Juventus shirt. However, the greatest thing Zizou ever did for our club is leave. Sure he was a great player, very skilled and creative. However, the insistence that all attacking play go through Zidane left us empty-handed more often than not. In 5 years with Zidane, we won a meager 2 Scudetti. Period. In 5 years since ZZ left, we won 4 Scudetti. Real Madrid has had a fairly bare trophy cabinet since "the great one's" arrival.

Yes, by leaving us, ZZ made possible the capture of Pavel Nedved and Gigi Buffon. Nedved, being the direct replacement has been twice the Juventino ZZ was. ZZ was always a great National team player, but never could make that translate fully to Serie A. In the season which followed his 1998 World Cup title ZZ was unable to lead Juventus any higher than 6th place in the Serie A and an Intertoto Cup berth. His shsortcomings were made all the more obvious when, until November 8, 1998 Juve was alone in first place and Del Piero tore up his knee at the end of the Udinese match. From there it was a series of losses and draws that saw our Juventus slide down the table without any leadership from our silent French superstar.

So what should I do now? Hail him for his 5 years of service or tell him to just leave in disgrace? I think I know.
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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ßömßärdîër said:
What is going on you player haters?

Sorry my man. It's not hate, as I always liked Zidane, but obviously I'm angry that the world wants to paint him as the greatest thing ever, a real saint of a person, when I know he is a filthy player and a bit psycho.
 

KB824

Senior Member
Sep 16, 2003
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The Pado said:
Zinedine Zidane, for some unknown reason, is known as one of the best to ever wear the Juventus shirt. However, the greatest thing Zizou ever did for our club is leave. Sure he was a great player, very skilled and creative. However, the insistence that all attacking play go through Zidane left us empty-handed more often than not. In 5 years with Zidane, we won a meager 2 Scudetti. Period. In 5 years since ZZ left, we won 4 Scudetti. Real Madrid has had a fairly bare trophy cabinet since "the great one's" arrival.

Yes, by leaving us, ZZ made possible the capture of Pavel Nedved and Gigi Buffon. Nedved, being the direct replacement has been twice the Juventino ZZ was. ZZ was always a great National team player, but never could make that translate fully to Serie A. In the season which followed his 1998 World Cup title ZZ was unable to lead Juventus any higher than 6th place in the Serie A and an Intertoto Cup berth. His shsortcomings were made all the more obvious when, until November 8, 1998 Juve was alone in first place and Del Piero tore up his knee at the end of the Udinese match. From there it was a series of losses and draws that saw our Juventus slide down the table without any leadership from our silent French superstar.

So what should I do now? Hail him for his 5 years of service or tell him to just leave in disgrace? I think I know.
You forgot Lillian Thuram as a player who was acquired with the funds used to sell off Zidane, who by the way, basically held Juve hostage so that he could leave.
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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Sergio said:
You forgot Lillian Thuram as a player who was acquired with the funds used to sell off Zidane, who by the way, basically held Juve hostage so that he could leave.
Well Thuram actually was introduced as a Juve player before Zidane was sold later that same summer.
 

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