Nick Against the World (46 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I just love it when two people get together and do the reach-around.

God I miss those days, Pado.

 

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[The Pado]

Burke, I love to get in the shower with another guy and do the reach around, especially when we have half-masts going.

 

[The Pado]

And somewhere in a smelly basement, south of Shitsville, USA, Andy the white wigga dectects atmospheric indications that funnel clouds are in the vicinity of the All-Star Mobile Home Park. Fearing for his friend Jethro Bodine, Andy packs up his Radio Shack Hurricane Tracker and loads up Granny, Uncle Jed, and Ellie Mae into the Ford F150 and takes off for Tennessee, leaving Cousin Jethro to get leveled by himself in the trailer. I guess ol' Jethro won't be calling Andy a "Wigga" anymore.

 

[The Pado]

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Andy
Who jumped into my shower and reached around my dandy
If he wanted somethng hard, that's my meat, it ain't candy

When out of my ass came a bubblin' stool.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

+rep

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Come and listen to a story 'bout a man named Andy
Who jumped into my shower and reached around my dandy
If he wanted somethng hard, that's my meat, it ain't candy

When out of my ass came a bubblin' stool.

Poo that is........brown droppings........Texas Tasty......

 

[The Pado]

Poo that is........brown droppings........Texas Tasty......

Texas Tasty? Now it all makes sense. When Andy did the reach around he was cradling my testicles. I said, "What are you doing, Wigga?" Andy said, "Playing Texas Hold 'em".

 

[The Pado]

FIGC: Marcello, we would love for you to stay on through Euro 2008.


Lippi: Go shit in a paper bag you bunch of constipated vampires.

 

[The Pado]

I'm constipated

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What a joker.

You are the man.

 

[swag]

Nah, you rock

I'm not even gay and I'll still you.

 

[swag]

I'm too sexy for my shirt, but not my Winners' medal

Hey DP: Eros Ramazzotti called. He wants his sportcoat back.

Mama Mia, Simone! Tell Giacomo I found this in the pizza. Mama Mia pizzeria, you greasy parasite

You know, I had the exact same reaction to this photo before even reading your commentary...

 

[The Pado]

Hey DP: Eros Ramazzotti called. He wants his sportcoat back.



You know, I had the exact same reaction to this photo before even reading your commentary...

Yeah, it is sooo Hector Boyardee, it's almost embarrasing.

 

[The Pado]

And I know you are one of Virgin's minions..

Not anymore. That Banjo boy poked Sophia Rossi of Manchester United

 

[The Pado]

Teach a man to fook a shoe, and he will never be bored.

Teach a man to fook 3 shoes at once and he can make kabobs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word.

She was an alright bang.

 

[The Pado]

Burkey, do you remember my little friend that aspired to be a porn star, er, actress? Well she sent me a pic that I requested especially for you (that would not draw a yellow card), and here it is

 

[The Pado]

She saw your pic and says she wants to beat the crap out you

 

[Bozi]

Burkey, do you remember my little friend that aspired to be a porn star, er, actress? Well she sent me a pic that I requested especially for you (that would not draw a yellow card), and here it is

ok and you can pm us the ones that are not safe for posting, man i miss the fbt

 

[Slagathor]

Jesus Christ, people, what's with all the hags? I'm in a public place and I have an image to keep up.