1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal?? ResPaul
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Nick, Pado, Andy
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
ResPaul, Snoop and Enron
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Andy
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
The "Nick has a small donk, look at these pics" thread.
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Martin and Marty
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
ResPaul, but I have my AK and he has a butterknife.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Erik, I think.
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lili
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vinny, even minus the nightstick.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Pado
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Andy and Enron, with three girls, two dildos and me videotaping.
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nicholas Nick nack bobo wienerbutt.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Jeeks
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
The place where fags are made and homos are laid.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Da, niet.
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Attached as picture
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Andy/Pado/Vinny
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Vinny
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Pado
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Andy
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Pado
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Andy
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Me
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Penis, Cock, wiener.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabi
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:Me
Chimp Chump:Nick
Plain stupid:Snoop
Boring:ResPaul
Pointless:Respaul
Get a life:Respaul
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Don Bes
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
The Irish Gattuso
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Andy/Pado's
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
TifosoLou
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Answered with attached 2nd pic.
28. Post of the Year: ResPaul with 11 "And....'s" Or my nut.
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the ‘decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as ‘Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the ‘chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
A!