Nick Against the World (109 Viewers)
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IncuboRossonero said:
Sorry you won't be surprised to hear that I didn't see it....Udinese, Parma and Lazio...shameful...
by my count thats more than 6 points chief handing us the Scudetto...
and to answer your question I'm gonna get get me drunk to forget the fact that we are closing the season a breath away from a final in Paris and another Scudetto and reminded myself that Juve represents all that is wrong with the world so quitting smoking will not help me none because Juve is the true cancer of this society not the invisible thing that will 'supposedly' get my lungs...
int:
P.S. ohhh baby I love your way....
by my count thats more than 6 points chief handing us the Scudetto...
and to answer your question I'm gonna get get me drunk to forget the fact that we are closing the season a breath away from a final in Paris and another Scudetto and reminded myself that Juve represents all that is wrong with the world so quitting smoking will not help me none because Juve is the true cancer of this society not the invisible thing that will 'supposedly' get my lungs...
int: P.S. ohhh baby I love your way....
So, by your count, we stole 3 v. Udi, 1 v. Parma, 1 v. Cag., and 1 v. Lazio?
OK, and the Baltimore Colts were offside 6 times one Sunday in 1974.
Del Piero scores scores a great headed goal, perfectly onside v. Liverpool in last season's CL. It was incorrectly disallowed. That goal would have seen Juve through, making it impossible for Milan to lose against Liverpool in the Final. YOU ARE RIGHT! But, this is not a pro-Juve conspiracy, It's an anti-Milan conspiracy. Juve just happen to be the most often benefitted.
Here we go then
1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
Menace
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Claire, Nick, Fliakis. But it would be three different meals - would not want those people getting together.
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Seven (Andries), because he's such a little fuck. And I actually like the guy.
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your 'phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Kaiser Franco (Libero)
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Gigi's Cute Ass Thread
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Ian and ReBel
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
Dr. Juve's kid in the bathtub. If I was a Rapper, I would be called Puss E. Boi
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Pado -- Sorry to vote for myself on that one :eyebrows:
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
I have to say Claire, by my experience anyway.
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Burke, Vinman would be too obvious
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Liliana
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Andy
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nick. That was too easy
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Fliakis
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
Juventuz - Where the Dicks Hang Out
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Yes, Yes, and I loved her
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Gotta go with this classic: An English Ass Crack
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Claire - I'm going out fooking
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Jeeks - That fucker always knows what to do
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Respaul. Even when he's bullshiting people want to believe him
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Andy - he would really appreciate it
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Swag, and make that Red Hat tip finally pay off
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Fabiana - No extradition from Venezuela, and the junk in the trunk ain't bad either.
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Incubo Nick the Best Prick in the House
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Fap, fap, fap
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabiana
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:
The Playa
Chimp Chump:
Nick, of course
Plain stupid:
Gino Genesio
Boring:
Alex Samatar
Pointless:
Menace
Get a life:
Seven, Centrocampista, Zlatanisgay, and his other identities
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Martin, my Polish brother
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Tifoso Lou, my Christian Taliban brother
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Incubo Nick, without hesitation - because I love shit spouts
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
Dr. Juve
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Does not trust his fellow man
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the 'decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as 'Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the 'chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
Burke's Balls
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
Luciano Moggi paying the really intelligent posters (Jules, Nina, Lac, Sutnop, etc.) to join other forums. Damn that Mafioso conspirator!
1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal??
Menace
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Claire, Nick, Fliakis. But it would be three different meals - would not want those people getting together.
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
Seven (Andries), because he's such a little fuck. And I actually like the guy.
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your 'phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Kaiser Franco (Libero)
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
Gigi's Cute Ass Thread
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Ian and ReBel
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
Dr. Juve's kid in the bathtub. If I was a Rapper, I would be called Puss E. Boi
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Pado -- Sorry to vote for myself on that one :eyebrows:
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
I have to say Claire, by my experience anyway.
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Burke, Vinman would be too obvious
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Liliana
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Andy
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nick. That was too easy
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Fliakis
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
Juventuz - Where the Dicks Hang Out
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Yes, Yes, and I loved her
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Gotta go with this classic: An English Ass Crack
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Claire - I'm going out fooking
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Jeeks - That fucker always knows what to do
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Respaul. Even when he's bullshiting people want to believe him
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Andy - he would really appreciate it
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Swag, and make that Red Hat tip finally pay off
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Fabiana - No extradition from Venezuela, and the junk in the trunk ain't bad either.
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Incubo Nick the Best Prick in the House
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Fap, fap, fap
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabiana
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:
The Playa
Chimp Chump:
Nick, of course
Plain stupid:
Gino Genesio
Boring:
Alex Samatar
Pointless:
Menace
Get a life:
Seven, Centrocampista, Zlatanisgay, and his other identities
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Martin, my Polish brother
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
Tifoso Lou, my Christian Taliban brother
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Incubo Nick, without hesitation - because I love shit spouts
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
Dr. Juve
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Does not trust his fellow man
28. Post of the Year:
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the 'decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as 'Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the 'chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
Burke's Balls
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
Luciano Moggi paying the really intelligent posters (Jules, Nina, Lac, Sutnop, etc.) to join other forums. Damn that Mafioso conspirator!
OP
Good note....
on that note, I secretly wanted Berlusca to LOSE the elections..he did and guess what he suddendly attended two MIlan matches in a week and suddendly a flurry of players from Massimo Oddo to Gallas to Mexes are on the rumor mill again...
Ok so we are not getting Ronaldinho but the posh old son of a gun tried...
Good days are back again thank you Silvio "Fly me to the Moon live on Carnival Cruise Line" Berlusconiint:
on that note, I secretly wanted Berlusca to LOSE the elections..he did and guess what he suddendly attended two MIlan matches in a week and suddendly a flurry of players from Massimo Oddo to Gallas to Mexes are on the rumor mill again...
Ok so we are not getting Ronaldinho but the posh old son of a gun tried...
Good days are back again thank you Silvio "Fly me to the Moon live on Carnival Cruise Line" Berlusconi
int:
1. If you were one of those Canadian hunters clubbing seals to death which poster would be the seal?? ResPaul
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Nick, Pado, Andy
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
ResPaul, Snoop and Enron
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Andy
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
The "Nick has a small donk, look at these pics" thread.
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Martin and Marty
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
ResPaul, but I have my AK and he has a butterknife.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Erik, I think.
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lili
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vinny, even minus the nightstick.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Pado
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Andy and Enron, with three girls, two dildos and me videotaping.
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nicholas Nick nack bobo wienerbutt.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Jeeks
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
The place where fags are made and homos are laid.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Da, niet.
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Attached as picture
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Andy/Pado/Vinny
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Vinny
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Pado
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Andy
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Pado
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Andy
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Me
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Penis, Cock, wiener.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabi
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:Me
Chimp Chump:Nick
Plain stupid:Snoop
Boring:ResPaul
Pointless:Respaul
Get a life:Respaul
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Don Bes
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
The Irish Gattuso
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Andy/Pado's
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
TifosoLou
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Answered with attached 2nd pic.
28. Post of the Year: ResPaul with 11 "And....'s" Or my nut.
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the ‘decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as ‘Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the ‘chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
A!
2. Two/Three members you would most like to have dinner with?
Nick, Pado, Andy
3. Who would you BAN if you were moderator?
ResPaul, Snoop and Enron
4. You are on “Who wants to be a Millionaire?” What poster would be your ‘phone a friend”? (For those who don’t know the show this is the person you call if you don’t know the answer to a question: this person will provide help)
Andy
5. Thread you avoid at all costs.
The "Nick has a small donk, look at these pics" thread.
6. What two members would you like to see in an old fashioned “cage match”.
Martin and Marty
7. What member would YOU like to be in a real fist fight with??
ResPaul, but I have my AK and he has a butterknife.
8. Male member who is most likely gay.
Erik, I think.
9. Female member who gives out the easiest.
Lili
10. Member who could probably kick the shit out of everyone.
Vinny, even minus the nightstick.
11. Member who would probably cry at the sight of a confrontation.
Pado
12. Member who needs to get laid.
Andy and Enron, with three girls, two dildos and me videotaping.
13. Member with no pic who you suspect “fell off the ugly tree and hit every branch” on the way down.
Nicholas Nick nack bobo wienerbutt.
14. Poster who is probably NOTHING like their on-line personality??
Jeeks
15. Juventuz.com needs a slogan: WHAT would it be?
The place where fags are made and homos are laid.
16. Did RIVER exist?? If so, did she really die?
Da, niet.
17. WHO does Paul (Shadowfax) probably look like most? Clive Owen, Daniel Craig, Simon Powell from American Idol or the guy that played Benny Hill??
Attached as picture
18. You are in the following situations..(When I refer to WHO I mean members of Juventuz.com only):
a. You wake up in your hotel room with a dead hooker and a stash of crack (neither is yours and you don't remember how they got in your room)..WHO do you call for help?
Andy/Pado/Vinny
b. You need help solving a people problem and the POLICE will not be of any help..WHO do you call?
Vinny
c. You are on the trial of your life and you need a witness to ACT as your alibi (essentially they will be lying for you)..WHO do you call?
Pado
d. You have an extra ticket for a CL Final involving Juve and another team..WHO do you bring?
Andy
e. You need to borrow a sh*t load of cash as soon as possible?? WHO do you call?
Pado
f. You need to lay low (hide out) in some remote place for a while… WHO do you call?
Andy
19. Member JUVENTUZ.com cannot live without?
Me
20. In three words (maximum) describe the Nick against the World Thread.
Penis, Cock, wiener.
21. Lilianna or Fabiana (Black Mamba?).
Fabi
22. What poster comes to mind:
Punk:Me
Chimp Chump:Nick
Plain stupid:Snoop
Boring:ResPaul
Pointless:Respaul
Get a life:Respaul
23. You are back at the schoolyard and you are captain of the soccer team..in front of you are all the Juventuz posters..you get to pick the first player to make up your team…WHO do you pick?
Don Bes
24. Ok now..WHO do you think would be picked last?
The Irish Gattuso
25. What member’s post do you usually make a point of reading?
Andy/Pado's
26. What member’s post do you usually make a point of ignoring?
TifosoLou
27. WHY hasn’t INCUBOROSSONERO ever posted his pic??
Answered with attached 2nd pic.
28. Post of the Year: ResPaul with 11 "And....'s" Or my nut.
Suggestions: Sergio’s post on the ‘decline of the Nick against the World thread’; Burke exposing his left testicle; Seven re-introducing himself as ‘Centrocampo’; Dr_Juve and the ‘chimp chump’ theory; Every third post from Padovano; Shadowfax introducing the term “Jog on..”;
29. Finally, what has led to the supposed decline of Juventuz.com??
a. The Sale of Juventuz
b. The Nick against the World thread.
c. The likes of Gino Genesio and his merry bunch in the match threads?
d. (ADD YOUR OWN)
A!
Well done, Sergio. I always thought the Hurricanes were quite overrated, while some people really did not take the Habs that seriously. I like seeing some of the original six teams do well, and once again you know what I'm hoping for come June.
But first my boys must take care of the Oilers. In the first two games we have played like absolute crap and could not handle being stood up on the blue line and the constant array of forechecks.
And uh oh....Carolina is mounting a comeback...3-2.
But first my boys must take care of the Oilers. In the first two games we have played like absolute crap and could not handle being stood up on the blue line and the constant array of forechecks.
And uh oh....Carolina is mounting a comeback...3-2.