++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Like being a defense attorney is so glamourous that somebody would pretend to be one? I think that if I were to ever lie in this forum, I might say that I was a retired professional footballer, something that actually might impress somebody. I might even say that I am living in Rome and going to matches at the Stadio Olimpico every Sunday. No, I do not lie. No, I have never discussed legal issues with you, let alone criminal issues. I can refer to you my firm, Padovano & Zillioux in Cary, North Carolina.
Every person has his own ethnicity. One is no better than any other, so go ahead and accuse me of not being Italian. I might cry. In fact, I am crying. My grandmother in Padova is crying, as is the grandmother in Avellino. Oh, I admit it! I'm a man with no ethnicity, race, nationality or occupation. Why? Asshole Nick said so.