Nick Against the World (78 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Majed, there is no difference between those fine descriptive words you have listed, as far as I'm concerned. You can use all of those words, and many others, interchangably. Isn't it amazing how many words exist as alternatives for the technically correct "masturbation".

To answer your question, when talking about the subject privately I usually use "Torch a load".

 

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[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++

To answer your question, when talking about the subject privately I usually use "Torch a load".

So when you say "privately," I assume you aren't talking to a person about the subject, are you?

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Yeah throw away what little dignity you have left with a hot balloon of another mans urine.

you sick lesbian loving fvck the thrower ALWAYS uses his own urine...

blehhh your one nasty biatch :cheesy:

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Because you would piss all over yourself trying to fill and launch a balloon of your own piss. Think about it.

Surely Nick needs to piss while you hold the balloon, tie it and launch it and same again until Nick is out of juice.

So yeah have fun with that.

Room temp over night? Dont be silly. Your going to carry balloons of piss in your pocket into a stadium? They have to be made there and then.

Firstly..no one holds ANYONE's JOHNSON or BALLOON during the procedure..its done in the batroom and its not an actual balloon. Its a latex balloon.
Its a simple procedure using a special simply instrument..can you guess Spicey??

Thirdly, English cuisine makes piss balloons look like Apple Martini's

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Because you would piss all over yourself trying to fill and launch a balloon of your own piss. Think about it.

Surely Nick needs to piss while you hold the balloon, tie it and launch it and same again until Nick is out of juice.

So yeah have fun with that.

Room temp over night? Dont be silly. Your going to carry balloons of piss in your pocket into a stadium? They have to be made there and then.

Not if we keep them in a container of dry ice. They will free and shrink to the size of a pencil, making optimum storage space available.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Your Honor, I move to have Emma certified as an Expert in the field of Piss Balloons.

Motion granted.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Majed ] ++
BTW, Pado, I'd really like to know if there's a difference between wanking, whacking, jacking, jerking, beating, stroking, pounding, and yanking.

Also, what's your preferred verb. You can order them if you want.

:LOL:

I love it.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Firstly..no one holds ANYONE's JOHNSON or BALLOON during the procedure..its done in the batroom and its not an actual balloon. Its a latex balloon.
Its a simple procedure using a special simply instrument..can you guess Spicey??

Thirdly, English cuisine makes piss balloons look like Apple Martini's

Thanks for the backup.

 

[Vinman]

Nick, what did I tell you ???

Were ready to "piss" this championship away.................

 

[The Pado]

Burke - you toothless, banjo playing, sister focking redass, you are a genius! Throw frozen piss balloons at the visiting fans and put them back on the train to Roma with a few concussions.

 

[Majed]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
Burke - you toothless, banjo playing, sister focking redass, you are a genius! Throw frozen piss balloons at the visiting fans and put them back on the train to Roma with a few concussions.

I just hope he remembers to separate them from the popsicles in the freezer!

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, I will.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


you sick lesbian loving fvck the thrower ALWAYS uses his own urine...

blehhh your one nasty biatch :cheesy:

Im not the lesbian one.

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++


Firstly..no one holds ANYONE's JOHNSON or BALLOON during the procedure..its done in the batroom and its not an actual balloon. Its a latex balloon.
Its a simple procedure using a special simply instrument..can you guess Spicey??

Thirdly, English cuisine makes piss balloons look like Apple Martini's

So all the men at the stadium are lined up in the bogs pissing into funnels? Then leaving the toilets with 'special' balloons (in a toilet, chances are its condoms) full of their own urine? What animals.

I cant believe actually do this. Do they really?

 

[Dragon]

What is everyone doing on spring break?

 

[Turdhead]

Not going to some teenage party with underaged sex and drinking.

(Those really exist? Or is that just the movies? And what the hell is the deal with spring break? Why have a break at that time?)

 

[Dragon]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Not going to some teenage party with underaged sex and drinking.

(Those really exist? Or is that just the movies? And what the hell is the deal with spring break? Why have a break at that time?)

I guess they exist, but I have yet to go to a party like those on the movies where the parents are not home so they buy lots of alcohol and everyone is having sex on different rooms of the house

I have no idea why they have a break on that time. In latin america is like two weeks later

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Blandest ] ++
Not going to some teenage party with underaged sex and drinking.

(Those really exist? Or is that just the movies? And what the hell is the deal with spring break? Why have a break at that time?)

Yes, and it's crazy. One year, we went to Daytona Beach, Florida. It was wall to wall fvking. Every day, every night sex with a different partner. I didn't have any time to wank :down: Then you get back to University and you wonder why the fking has suddenly dried up. Why is that?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ohh, I see, you would rather wank yourself than have a female do it for you?

"What we have hear is a failure to communicate."

 

[IncuboRossonero]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


Yes, and it's crazy. One year, we went to Daytona Beach, Florida. It was wall to wall fvking. Every day, every night sex with a different partner. I didn't have any time to wank :down: Then you get back to University and you wonder why the fking has suddenly dried up. Why is that?

hey I went to Daytona Beach too way back when..however at the time you were probably welcoming your first grandchild into the world Kevin :cheesy:

Emma...you are be-littling the art of piss hurling Firstly, the hurlers are either drunk or high .. it is rare for a piss hurler to be straight because no one in their SANE STATE OF MIND would do it. Except yours truly..which is why I have become somewhat of a legend in the away games..that and the fact that none of these paesano's grew up playing baseball or american football i.e. they can't throw a fastpissball..a Hail "piss" Mary or a Long "Piss" Bomb if their lives depended on it. Secondly, it is the minority how do it and usually because they have been at the tail end of one of those bad boys..to this day all I have been hit with is the genetically raised rotten pear and the occasional coin which stings like a b*tch.

NOW...before you get all "damn Italians" about this whole situation it should be mentioned that this "art" was copied from the English fans AND I have been to England only to be pelted with shards of glass in ripped baggies..strong enough not to break apart in mid air but weak enough to break on impact .... NOW that is some sick sh*t

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Emma I need a new avatar...can you help?!