Nick Against the World (78 Viewers)

[Emma]

come on erik, whats kinky about blowing your load into a smelly converse allstar shoe?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Slagathor]

Well I don't want to blow my own load in there; it's just flattering if someone else would want to do it in my shoe. Kinda like when an ugly person hits on you; totally useless but flattering!

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Pado you think shoes grow on trees? I cant just be giving shoes to every guy that asked me for one to blow his load into. Im not rich.

I know, I know. Maybe you can just send me one you were getting ready to throw away anyway, or I could send you some cash, or . . . NO! I've got it! Auction on ebay! That would ensure that you get paid, I blow a load, and we have one more thing to discuss on Nick Against the World.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


I know, I know. Maybe you can just send me one you were getting ready to throw away anyway, or I could send you some cash, or . . . NO! I've got it! Auction on ebay! That would ensure that you get paid, I blow a load, and we have one more thing to discuss on Nick Against the World.

I'll auction one of Rivers shoes on ebay. Why would I do something stupid about myself? Wheres the fun?

 

[The Pado]

River's shoe would be great, but River's MILF Mother's shoe would be da bomb.

 

[Bjerknes]

Emma I am still waiting for your shoes. What is going on??

 

[JCK]

I can't be bothered reading the whole 534 pages, can someone summarize the thing for me?

 

[Slagathor]

It can't be summarised really. Better men than I have tried and failed.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just think of it as a thread that's sort of like Seinfeld.

 

[Respaul]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Just think of it as a thread that's sort of like Seinfeld.

I hope not... Seinfeld is absolute shite.... ooh did i jus blaspheme!

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++


I hope not... Seinfeld is absolute shite.... ooh did i jus blaspheme!

Seinfeld is the shit. However this thread could not even dream about matching one of the scripts for the brilliant show Seinfeld. Dream on folks.

 

[Respaul]

Nah ... Sorry but imo seinfeld is the most over rated unfunny pile of shite ever produced

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Just think of it as a thread that's sort of like Seinfeld.

thats a pretty close description.

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++


Seinfeld is the shit. However this thread could not even dream about matching one of the scripts for the brilliant show Seinfeld. Dream on folks.

So I saw Andy walk out of his office building, holding a women's shoe over the crotch of his pants. Next thing I see is a street sweeper come along and knocked the shoe out of Andy's hand. Well, I just jumped in, picked up the shoe and packed it into a Crackerjack box full of ice and jumped on the bus.

So, we're riding down the road and this Albanian Pick Pocket tries to steal the shoe from me. I'm fighting him off and the bus driver has a heart attack. Next thing you know I'm driving the bus. Then, the Albanian starts choking me, so I kicked him out at the next stop, had a wank in the shoe, and took a nap.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
Nah ... Sorry but imo seinfeld is the most over rated unfunny pile of shite ever produced

I guess you don't have good taste, my friend.

 

[Respaul]

lol... I havent got good taste cause i dont like something you do... uhmmm ok

 

[JCK]

so what about the corn then?

 

[The Pado]

++ [ originally posted by Jeeks ] ++
so what about the corn then?

You can't digest it and it decorates your stool logs.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


So I saw Andy walk out of his office building, holding a women's shoe over the crotch of his pants. Next thing I see is a street sweeper come along and knocked the shoe out of Andy's hand. Well, I just jumped in, picked up the shoe and packed it into a Crackerjack box full of ice and jumped on the bus.

That was you? Bastard, I wasn't finished.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Shadowfax ] ++
lol... I havent got good taste cause i dont like something you do... uhmmm ok

Yes.