Nick Against the World (58 Viewers)

[The Pado]

Let's first get him a date.

BTW - Check out the Wank Shoe meter - we had a breakthrough.

 

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[KB824]

Congratulations, Robert.


I thought I was 3/8 full when the Christina Milian video came on, but I realized that the Ziploc bag was still in the freezer, and at that point I was too far gone.

 

[The Pado]

I plan to keep the meter up to date, and I think I could hit 80 by the end of the year. I should really try hit 100, but I lack the incentive. Perhaps if we could stage a competition and swear all players to a solemn oath of honor not to cheat, it could make things interesting.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
I plan to keep the meter up to date, and I think I could hit 80 by the end of the year. I should really try hit 100, but I lack the incentive. Perhaps if we could stage a competition and swear all players to a solemn oath of honor not to cheat, it could make things interesting.

Why does this smack of Seinfeld???



I love it.

 

[Slagathor]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++
If I may offer my own advice, Donny - take out a Personals ad in an Albanian newspaper:

Attention Ladies! Are your tired of searching the bars for the right man? Stop wasting your time, and meet the man who put the Balls in "Balkans". The Albanian of your dreams is now a reality. Call Don Bes for the best First Date of your life. He's handsome, he's intelligent, He loves the Lakers, and he's a great listener. If Don Bes isn't the best First Date you've ever had, we'll pay for your airfare back to Tirana.

Still not convinced? Well, if you go out with Don Bes right away we will even throw in Canadian citizenship and a chance at living in the world-class city of Toronto (i.e. many great alternatives if Don doesn't work out for you).

Canadian citizenship? Now, I know Albania is pretty messed up but... :undecide:

 

[KB824]

Hey, who is this "Erik" that has tread on our sacred ground?!?!?!?!




SERENITY NOW!!!! SERENITY NOW!!!!

 

[Slagathor]

Alright, hold your horses, I'm already on my way out.

And as soon as Nick becomes moderator, he can delete my posts

 

[KB824]

Well, I'm holding something, if that's any consolation

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++
Well, I'm holding something, if that's any consolation

That is hilarious.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by IncuboRossonero ] ++
Emmz..do you concur?

Yeah.

Its annoying when people say this so Ill say it. 'hey Erik, thought you had left'

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


Yeah.

Its annoying when people say this so Ill say it. 'hey Erik, thought you had left'

Pray tell, my vixen. By you saying it, how does that make it any less annoying??


Tell River I said to go fuck herself

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


my vixen.

I dare say that she might dis-agree.

 

[KB824]

++ [ originally posted by Bürke ] ++


I dare say that she might dis-agree.

Most definitely. Although it was stated in an endearing way.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Most definitely. Although it was stated in an endearing way.

Yea, that's what I thought, :LOL:

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Sergio ] ++


Pray tell, my vixen. By you saying it, how does that make it any less annoying??


Tell River I said to go fuck herself

It doesnt. I said it to annoy him

And I dont tell River anything about the forum, any time I try to she ends it People think I keep her up to date or something, truth is she dosent know anything since she left, she didnt even check the responses and threads made about her

 

[Bjerknes]

Tell her someone said "Only once in 17 years, soon to be 18."

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

++ [ originally posted by Padovano ] ++


If I may offer my own advice, Donny - take out a Personals ad in an Albanian newspaper:

Attention Ladies! Are your tired of searching the bars for the right man? Stop wasting your time, and meet the man who put the Balls in "Balkans". The Albanian of your dreams is now a reality. Call Don Bes for the best First Date of your life. He's handsome, he's intelligent, He loves the Lakers, and he's a great listener. If Don Bes isn't the best First Date you've ever had, we'll pay for your airfare back to Tirana.

Still not convinced? Well, if you go out with Don Bes right away we will even throw in Canadian citizenship and a chance at living in the world-class city of Toronto (i.e. many great alternatives if Don doesn't work out for you).

that is brilliant, just change the Lakers with Juventus. not feelin much of a laker fan.

 

[Emma]

++ [ originally posted by Andy ] ++
Tell her someone said "Only once in 17 years, soon to be 18."

cool you're gonna have sex again?

 

[KB824]

Andy, send pictures.


I've never seen an 18 year old Pavel Nedved wanna-be try to solicit a prostitute before.

 

[Bjerknes]

++ [ originally posted by Emma ] ++


cool you're gonna have sex again?

Oh you. I knew somebody would construe that into something else. Maybe River would have a good laugh at that one...

Sergio, do you want the pictures of the act or the asking?