Nick Against the World (34 Viewers)

[Enron]

Pado is coming to DC too? Maybe the Samatar as well?

 

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[The Pado]

Pado is going to DC. Sergio too?

 

[Enron]

I do not know. He should.

 

[The Pado]

Fecal Samatar is in. Dick Clark is still dead.

 

[Enron]

D.C. will be on red alert with the 38 meter penis about.

 

[The Pado]

I am NOT riding the DC Metro with that thing.

 

[swag]

They've cracked down ever since the War of 1812 when the British rammed the Capitol with 38 meter penises smuggled on the DC Metro.

 

[The Pado]

But from Fort McHenry, in Baltimore Harbor, the 38-metre penis was set afire and burned to the ground. Its ashes were gathered on Capitol Square, placed in a coffee can and buried outside of Mogadishu. Two centuries later, on the outskirts of the Somali capital, covert nuclear testing went sideways, and as radioactive waste water leached into the soil, the 38-metre penis was resurrected, vowing to get its revenge on the Washington DC area, and . . . specifically . . . THE D.C. METRO!

 

[The Pado]

Swag, you would need 38 portuguese to combat a single Samatar. However, if the 38-metre penis were to be spotted in Portugal, I have no doubt that Cristiano Ronaldo would be the first to start fucking it. But after two weeks the 38-metre would get the old "it's not you, it's me" speech.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

"Italia has dominated the matches. I really believe we can beat anyone at this point. Spain has won a lot and should lack the necessary hunger".

 

[swag]

Speaking of quotes from 1812.

 

[Enron]

Saw Italy got raped. Kind of thought they would eek out a close one.

 

[swag]

I think Chiellini did somewhere between his shorts and the goal line.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

Speaking of quotes from 1812.

Thus spoke Padovenustiano.

 

[The Pado]

"Italia has dominated the matches. I really believe we can beat anyone at this point. Spain has won a lot and should lack the necessary hunger".

YES! I heard the hell out of that. Forza Gli Azzurri. We've got 4, Spain has 1.

 

[swag]

And we ain't countin' midget trannies either.

 

[The Pado]

Isn't that Brazil? Or do I have to watch with the volume on to understand the connection between Spain and Trannies?

 

[Kaiser Franco]

What a terrifying pile of trash this forum has become. I log on here twice a year, go into one or two random threads and boom, there it is, punctual like a fried baccalà stare by Alex Dal Pero : bimbiminkia central.

Not that it ever reached unseen heights of intellectualism in "our days", it's only football after all (ONLY FOOTBALL, geddit?), but my God, now it's just one big zoo, simply unreadable.

 

[swag]

Dolan, eh?

 

[Enron]

What a terrifying pile of trash this forum has become. I log on here twice a year, go into one or two random threads and boom, there it is, punctual like a fried baccalà stare by Alex Dal Pero : bimbiminkia central.

Not that it ever reached unseen heights of intellectualism in "our days", it's only football after all (ONLY FOOTBALL, geddit?), but my God, now it's just one big zoo, simply unreadable.

Yeah the number of members ages 16 to 24 has quadrupled since you were a regular member. It's ridiculous sometimes. The footballing knowledge (or rather intellectual capability) of the average member has decreased drastically. Trolls and transfers are the new "bitches and big screen tv's". Oh the age we live in.