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I feel like I need to vent. ...

Must be the Saturday night alcohol, but I just made the connection between these subsequent posts. But that probably wasn't intentional...
This isn't directed at you in any way, but I think it's rather funny how people from different continents talk about "europeans". My Australian roommates were always saying stuff like "that's so european" or "that jeans is so european".
What the fuck does that even mean?
european in the US is euphemism for gay when it comes to fashion, for everything else it's for eurotrash. Either case it's never positive.
Thank you, Señor Canardo. Before I saw your post, I was going to type "gay". Accurate or not, that's the euphemism here. If someone said "those jeans are so European" around here, the general assumption would be that a certain Señor Derrick is probing your Panucci hole for petroleum reserves.
As for "Eurotrash", you never know. One of my Desi friends introduced me to one of his best friends from UC Santa Cruz -- and she had just come off a long tour of duty in the Israeli military service. We're about to take her to a café, for which she wants a description of the place. We both said "Eurotrash" almost in harmony.
To which she honestly responded, "Cool. I
love Eurotrash!"
So I guess that all depends.