Nick Against the World (69 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What? Are you drunk now?

WHy didn't you pick up my phone call earlier, wankster?

 

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[Enron]

I was in the shower. And I went to Frederick for Kelcher's 21st. We got pulled over 3 times. I found the type of woman I like most. It was a great night.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

You were pulled over 3 times? Is everyone okay?

Did you get her name and number, et cetera?

 

[Enron]

You were pulled over 3 times? Is everyone okay?

Did you get her name and number, et cetera?

Meh found out she has a boyfriend and no t in her name where there should be one. Which kind of makes her like a Bozi post.

I wasn't pulled over but the DD was. Thats why it was so funny. We kept getting "pulled over" because all the girls were having roadside puking contests. I usually hate going out on "couples" night, you know when I am the only single person but I had a bit of fun this time.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Who were the couples?

 

[Enron]

Who were the couples?

Steve and ronnie, rusty and sara, wilmot and his slut, tom and julie, horton's girl met us there, and phil is spoken for, and two other girls who basically have husbands.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Who is phil's girl?



....and I just want to let everyone know that Andy got laid last night, it's kind of a big deal. Everyone ask him about it, he'll love it.

 

[Enron]

Who is phil's girl?



....and I just want to let everyone know that Andy got laid last night, it's kind of a big deal. Everyone ask him about it, he'll love it.

This chick named Anne. I don't think they are dating but she has phil locked up.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Hmmmmm, questionable.

 

[Enron]

Maybe.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Word...

What are you up to today, holmes?

 

[Enron]

Word...

What are you up to today, holmes?

Laundry and working on a Forestry paper since I won't be able to next weekend.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What are you doing next weekend?

 

[Enron]

Field work in VA for the weekend.

 

[Bjerknes]

Last night.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Field work in VA for the weekend.

Last night.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm so sick I once told a kid with Autism to GROW UP, Steven, and talk a little bit.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I'm so sick I once told Kevin that we were eating on a second story restaurant with no elevator. Kevin is in a wheelchair.

 

[Bjerknes]

I'm so sick I took Kevin to McDonalds and when they asked if I wanted to donate money to the kids in wheelchairs foundation, I laughed, said no and ordered 3 Big Macs all for myself. Kevin started to cry so I pushed his wheelchair down the stairs.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Into the McDonald's basement...



Classic....





I'm so sick I once called David Suazo on the phone to tell him his parents had died in a car crash and so he needed to go home. When he got home just to see that his parents were fine, I walked in and he said, "Hey, what's the deal?" I said, "Ohh my bad," and proceeded to put 3 hollow points in the chest of each one. After, I burned down their house with David inside.