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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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Feb 12, Gabriella Michelle, weighing in at 7 pounds 14 ounces :heart2:
That's awesome news. Congrats to you and your wife! :champ: <-- (no, the champagne does not represent some kind of SF gay man come-on :p )

Fuck programming. I don't know how you people excel at C++, but that shit isn't for me. I thought I knew what I was doing until the fucking professor gives us an exam that contained four different sorts of programs to create in the alloted 30 minutes. Asshole just killed my confidence in this bullshit.
C++? I still gotta wonder. Unless you are using it on a hardcore programming track, or if you expect to write your own number-crunching programs for analyzing weather data, teaching C++ seems a bit heavyweight to me. It's almost more appropriate to teach Java instead now, but that could just be my professional background yakking.

Why is it when I come in for a job interview for the Fashion BUYER position which I am more than qualified for do I get offered a position as a Junior Fashion Designer once I show my portfolio even when I insisted 4 or 5 times prior to the job interview I am not looking for a Fashion Design position. I hate job interviews :(
The least they could tell you is why the hell they brought you in to begin with. That's just lame and wastes their time too. Not exactly the kind of place you'll want to work for regardless...
 

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The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
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Why is it when I come in for a job interview for the Fashion BUYER position which I am more than qualified for do I get offered a position as a Junior Fashion Designer once I show my portfolio even when I insisted 4 or 5 times prior to the job interview I am not looking for a Fashion Design position. I hate job interviews :(
Hey, at least the creepy old bastard didn't try to upskirt you with his camera-phone. Like he thought you wouldn't notice. Right! Damn Greg, what a filthy sod.
 
Apr 12, 2004
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I hate job interviews as well. Had one yesterday and you can automatically tell when they're not interested in you.
Didn't help that you gave them your name as "Bastian 'Panucci Hole' Schweinsteiger" and were dressed like Totti and looking like Balotelli, with your face painted black and your dong-hangin', which was black, then presenting them with an Italian passport.

Way to make the world take you seriously, ANDY!
 

Vinman

2013 Prediction Cup Champ
Jul 16, 2002
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Congratulations, Vinman. I wish your daughters a happy and healthy life.
That's awesome news. Congrats to you and your wife! :champ: <-- (no, the champagne does not represent some kind of SF gay man come-on :p )
thanks guys !!:pint: :pint:

congrats vinman,maybe next time you will do it right and pop a son out j/k
2 tries are enough for me...the Vinman is closing up shop !!
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
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That's awesome news. Congrats to you and your wife! :champ: <-- (no, the champagne does not represent some kind of SF gay man come-on :p )
As I said on Xtratime, congrats Vin and nice name, too.

C++? I still gotta wonder. Unless you are using it on a hardcore programming track, or if you expect to write your own number-crunching programs for analyzing weather data, teaching C++ seems a bit heavyweight to me. It's almost more appropriate to teach Java instead now, but that could just be my professional background yakking.
Well, the more languages you know, the better apparently.

Martin sent me this on facebook. Definitely acted to cheer me up a little.

http://groups.google.com/group/comp.lang.lisp/msg/917737b7cc8510e3?dmode=source&output=gplain


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Didn't help that you gave them your name as "Bastian 'Panucci Hole' Schweinsteiger" and were dressed like Totti and looking like Balotelli, with your face painted black and your dong-hangin', which was black, then presenting them with an Italian passport.

Way to make the world take you seriously, ANDY!
:lol2:

Damn, I have thunder thighs.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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I've been to the mountaintop. And I don't mind.

Because it's full of horn dog Daisy Maes with missing teeth who will hump anything with a protrusion and a pulse.

Let's go Mountaineers!!!
 

The Pado

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Jul 12, 2002
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I've been to the mountaintop. And I don't mind.

Because it's full of horn dog Daisy Maes with missing teeth who will hump anything with a protrusion and a pulse.

Let's go Mountaineers!!!
I was fine until reading this post . . . now I want to beat off . . . but I'm due in court. Decision time.
 

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