Nick Against the World (72 Viewers)

Martin

Senior Member
Dec 31, 2000
56,913
Andy on the street waiting for a bus. A man comes up to him.
"Nice weather today, huh"
"Oh yeah, the altocumulus castelanus is just settling as we expect to see a Novaya Zemlya effect over the eastern seaboard, but not until the Föhn wind has swept through the valley."
"Uhm, excuse me, I have to get going."
Man walks off.
"That's right, you leave, punk ass motherf.... "
Burke comes up to Andy.
"Who was that?"
"Oh, just some cracker."
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,329
From a psychological point of view this is all great stuff. Rab started caressing Andy's balls two months ago and it seems like all his hard work finally paid off. In fact, he even managed to give Andy some feeling of guilt, which Andy now wants to silence by acting as if he thinks Rab's cool.

Hey, I may not be liked by many people, but this kind of social prostitution is really filthy if you ask me.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
From a psychological point of view this is all great stuff. Rab started caressing Andy's balls two months ago and it seems like all his hard work finally paid off. In fact, he even managed to give Andy some feeling of guilt, which Andy now wants to silence by acting as if he thinks Rab's cool.

Hey, I may not be liked by many people, but this kind of social prostitution is really filthy if you ask me.
I thought I was Burke's bitch first? for defending him when he was banned. Now I'm andy's?

well, what can i say, i'm probably not cool though my classmates and footballmates would never agree with you, i'm also probably andy's bitch, burkes you can also add vinny.....but believe me being a bitch nowadays is much better than having over 60imaginary friends...and registering on a forums sayin it's your brother.

like i told you, it's very clear why you dislike burke andy vinman, and i'll repeat incase anyone missed my prev post, you simply hate the amricans, they just dont suit your way and you said it once....

and no am not talking from a psychological point of view, unlike you, i dont pretend and talk lot of nonsense like you. I am what i'm, like it fine you dont well, what can i say.
 

Bjerknes

"Top Economist"
Mar 16, 2004
116,002
My God, sucking up actually works.
"Hi, my name is Hector Gobert, and I want to let everyone know this:



I once once raped my own grandmother with a tire iron and 17 of my brothers walked in. They were sooooo happy that I was raping my own grandmother. They shaved their heads and put the hair on her back after I came on her... it stuck for days. We laughed so much that Grampa Gobert came in and beat the shit out of us. Then, after we were all knocked out from being beaten badly, Grampa Gobert came on us... all over our face and mouth... and that's why we have Grandfather Gobert's Gurt in our face and mouth.

Hi, my name is Hector Gobert, and I want my own Grandfather's cum in my mouth."
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,329
What the fuck is this? Three political stereotypes? Andy talks like he knows what it's all about, Bürke acts like he doesn't care and Rab, well Rab just follows. I'm loving it though. You can see right through it all. Must say I love Rab's part in this the most.
 

Azzurri7

Pinturicchio
Moderator
Dec 16, 2003
72,692
What the fuck is this?Three political stereotypes? Andy talks like he knows what it's all about, Bürke acts like he doesn't care and Rab, well Rab just follows. I'm loving it though. You can see right through it all. Must say I love Rab's part in this the most.
Love how you ignored my post and didnt deny the US hate thing....unlike the last time.
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,329
"Hi, my name is Hector Gobert, and I want to let everyone know this:



I once once raped my own grandmother with a tire iron and 17 of my brothers walked in. They were sooooo happy that I was raping my own grandmother. They shaved their heads and put the hair on her back after I came on her... it stuck for days. We laughed so much that Grampa Gobert came in and beat the shit out of us. Then, after we were all knocked out from being beaten badly, Grampa Gobert came on us... all over our face and mouth... and that's why we have Grandfather Gobert's Gurt in our face and mouth.

Hi, my name is Hector Gobert, and I want my own Grandfather's cum in my mouth."
Oh, I didn't know you were in that quote kind of thingy:

"Hi, I'm Andy, when I first heard about my mother's cancer (which she so totally deserved), I ran to my sister to tell her all about it. Out of pure joy I fucked her all night long. However, I did not realise that my dick actually does equate my ego and thus, she died tragically that night. Not to despair however, my mother still had cancer."


"Hi, my name is Bürke. I'm 21 years old and have the legal age to drink. So that's pretty much what I've been up to this past six months. At least, I think."

"Hi, I am Rab, what do you think?"
 

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