The Times November 16, 2006
Television
Al-Jazeera
Joe Joseph watching the channel broadcast from Doha
AL-JAZEERA’S Englishlanguage news channel launched itself on the world at noon yesterday with a rat-a-tat montage of clips from the world’s troublespots so blindingly jazzy that you might have expected it to carry a warning for epilepsy sufferers.
As a taster of what the station would offer, it was possibly the perfect appetiser: some war, gloom, war, bombs, despair, more war, dead bodies, hunger, more dead bodies, more war.
Al-Jazeera is the news version of subsisting on a diet of home-made unsweetened muesli with added flaxseed sprinkled on top, relieved by an occasional chew on a quiona cereal bar.
If you’re looking for stories about cats rescued from tall trees, or council officials chopping down pear trees in playgrounds for fear of injury to schoolchildren, then al-Jazeera probably isn’t for you. It offers something more along the lines of greatest hits of the world’s most depressing and dispiriting hotspots.
But it’s certainly pretty slick, arriving on screen fully formed with a network of correspondents spread across the globe like sprinkles on a fairy cake. Some of these reporters will be familiar to viewers of BBC News 24 or Sky News, others will not.
Making the most of the BBC’s banishment from Zimbabwe (apart from the occasional smuggled film footage, embroidered with a tearfully croaking voiceover from Fergal Keane), one of al-Jazeera’s first dispatches came from Harare.
The bad news was that there was not much actual news. This was more of a slick pre-prepared heat-and-serve film package clearly fashioned for transmission on launch day.
But those expecting the television equivalent of a rush-hour journey on the London Underground, repeatedly stalled by a series of points failures and signal failures, would have been disappointed.
Al-Jazeera’s shiny Doha newsroom looks like its designers may have watched Sky News more than once.
In the current fashion, studio presenters are prone to deliver the news standing up instead of seated behind desks, possibly in the belief that viewers take news more seriously if they think that the presenters have made the effort to get up off their backsides to impart it.
Though anyone watching the first few hours of broadcast would have struggled to match the workaday coverage with the channel’s opening boasts: “It’s November 15. Day 1 of a new era in television.” (Really? Has anyone alerted John Logie Baird?) “On al-Jazeera, we’ll be setting the news agenda.” (Doesn’t the actual news, you know, sort of do that?) “Al-Jazeera brought to the world a new vision” — which this new English-language version apparently will be carrying further. Oh yes, and it’s fearless.
Al-Jazeera is not a station worried about hiding its light under a bushel. But is there room for yet another news channel to elbow its way into our viewing habits? Just as history students first study the historian whose books they are reading, so news-watchers will be looking for clues as to which way al-Jazeera’s coverage might lean — if at all.
It seemed, pointedly, to make one of its first items a report about a fresh rocket attack from Gaza that had killed a woman in Israel; but then sounded a little strained when it then added that the attack had prompted a verbal warning from Israel to what al-Jazeera described as “so-called terrorist organisations” in Gaza, before then plunging at length into the “humanitarian crisis” in Gaza. There was an “exclusive interview” with a Hamas bigwig, but also, later, an interview with Shimon Peres.
First-day nerves? Not many. Maybe a little first-day overeagerness to impress when, within seconds of launching the channel, the presenter Shiulie Ghosh gushed that “a tsunami is heading towards the north of Japan”, triggered by an earthquake measuring 8.1 on the Richter scale, and was due to strike WITHIN THE NEXT FIVE MINUTES!!! The presenters seemed slightly discouraged when, some hours later, catastrophe had still not struck. Maybe that’s news that’s too good for al-Jazeera.