Nick Against the World (64 Viewers)

Bozi

The Bozman
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Oct 18, 2005
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quick question guys

why the flaming hell do i bother to put my large-strong-imposing but friendly dog on a leash with a halti when the other asswipes let their little bastard eggressive dogs loose off the leash to attack any other dog they see?

seriously my dog would rip them to shreds if he was that way inclined but due to the fact he is muzzled he cant even defend himself. twice in one day this has happened and i am really fuckin pissed at this next time i will take a big stick with me and smash the owner in the mouth with it and tell tehm to get their act together
 
Apr 12, 2004
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The Pado said:
Martin once took me to a Rosenborg v. Juventus CL match. He hardly spoke to me during the match, and I thought it was because we were both so damn cold that he could not bring himself to speak. After the match ended in a draw, we took the city bus to a modern-looking pub where we were met by 5 or 6 of Martin's techie buddies who were expecting my arrival. They proceded to beat me down with large stacks of Norwegian newspapers and pour cold beer on my lifeless body before dumping me in the trash bin in frigid temps. So, Erik, you will have to excuse the fact that I do not read Norwegian newspapers anymore.

:lol:

Funniest shit in a while....
 
Apr 12, 2004
77,165
Bozi said:
quick question guys

why the flaming hell do i bother to put my large-strong-imposing but friendly dog on a leash with a halti when the other asswipes let their little bastard eggressive dogs loose off the leash to attack any other dog they see?

seriously my dog would rip them to shreds if he was that way inclined but due to the fact he is muzzled he cant even defend himself. twice in one day this has happened and i am really fuckin pissed at this next time i will take a big stick with me and smash the owner in the mouth with it and tell tehm to get their act together

I can't answer because I think this {...} word is spelled wrong....

:D
 

Bozi

The Bozman
Administrator
Oct 18, 2005
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ßömßärdîër said:
I can't answer because I think this {...} word is spelled wrong....

:D
hey watch out burke it is rami's job to be the anally retentive spell-checker round here, besides how did you pick that up? didnt even come with a picture:p

EDIT**hey rami only 8 away from the 5K, dedication time coming i hope
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,068
ßömßärdîër said:
RAMI??

I speak English better than half of the native ENGLISH speakers around here......


BTW, love your mum....great cookies.
Doesn't change the fact you spelled "Ludicrous", "Ludacrous":D

Love your mom too...she did a great job:D
 
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IncuboRossonero

IncuboRossonero

Inferiority complex
Nov 16, 2003
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    The Pado said:
    You give many reasons why you and all other religious zealots should simply get on a space shuttle and leave the rest of us alone.
    Far from it Pado...I was one of those Guinea's who only attended Church at funerals, weddings and to scan the goods i.e the Good Catholic 'gurls' attending church with Mamma...unfortunately we quickly realized they were the nastiest hizzo's of the bunch and attended Church to find a nice rich Goomba boyfriend...
    That said, I never forced my beliefs onto anyone...I wore my cross and St. Anthony Medallion UNDER MY black 'Italians do it better' t-shirt and hung my 'Madonna' on the dash of my Iroc behind TINTED windows...
    it was and is MY THING...I say live and let live...too bad more muthafucka's don't...

    that said, enjoy eternity in hell you athiest bastardo :pint:

    To you Nick haters: May we meet face to face in a dark alley with my supersoaker filled with holy water and garlic necklace
     

    Rami

    The Linuxologist
    Dec 24, 2004
    8,068
    IncuboRossonero said:
    Far from it Pado...I was one of those Guinea's who only attended Church at funerals, weddings and to scan the goods i.e the Good Catholic 'gurls' attending church with Mamma...unfortunately we quickly realized they were the nastiest hizzo's of the bunch and attended Church to find a nice rich Goomba boyfriend...
    That said, I never forced my beliefs onto anyone...I wore my cross and St. Anthony Medallion UNDER MY black 'Italians do it better' t-shirt and hung my 'Madonna' on the dash of my Iroc behind TINTED windows...
    it was and is MY THING...I say live and let live...too bad more muthafucka's don't...

    that said, enjoy eternity in hell you athiest bastardo :pint:

    To you Nick haters: May we meet face to face in a dark alley with my supersoaker filled with holy water and garlic necklace
    Nobody really hates you in these parts Nick, these so called "haters" hate something abstract that is not real...I am pretty sure had they known the real Nick, they would find him adorable :pint:
     

    The Pado

    Filthy Gobbo
    Jul 12, 2002
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    @ Nick - Nice to know that in your religion my lifetime of good acts counts for nothing and that I am condemned to Hell for failing to buy into the big lie. Just so you know, the kids that didn't believe in Santa Claus still got presents for Chritsmas.


    @ Juventuz - If I was the BTK Killer, and I was still on the loose, I would kill Andy.





    *Nothing personal, I just grow tired of doing his college homework with him online.
     

    Zé Tahir

    JhoolayLaaaal!
    Moderator
    Dec 10, 2004
    29,281
    The Pado said:
    @ Nick - Nice to know that in your religion my lifetime of good acts counts for nothing and that I am condemned to Hell for failing to buy into the big lie. Just so you know, the kids that didn't believe in Santa Claus still got presents for Chritsmas.


    @ Juventuz - If I was the BTK Killer, and I was still on the loose, I would kill Andy.





    *Nothing personal, I just grow tired of doing his college homework with him online.
    I had to look him up. Funny, he looks like Tifoso Lou

     

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