Nick Against the World (39 Viewers)

[Enron]

I have bad memories of Baltimore...I took a cab to get to the ballgame and halfway there he told us it was going to be 120$ for the fare...I told him to stop the car and as I began to get out I noticed we were in a crack haven with the homeless, street thugs, store corner pimps and dealers quickly coming towards the cab and overhead "you lost something vanilla sundaes?" I shoved my friend back in the car and locked the door like a real shitless vanilla sundae

You were probably less ten blocks from the stadium.

 

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[Rami]

And rumor has it that the Rossoneri transfer campaign was quiet because they are gearing up for Ronaldinho...

Pirlo Kaka Dinho = sickness yo

Dinho was a flop in the WC, and now playing like shit with Barca... he is eyeing the Milan move I say....Would be nice to see all the gloryhunters ditching Barca and becoming "life-long" Milan supporter :faq1:

 

[swag]

You were probably less ten blocks from the stadium.

Definitely. Probably a block or two from what I used to call "The Psycho Safeway".

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Drink, drink, drink......

Vomit in the sink, sink, sink.....

 

[swag]

Drink, drink, drink......

Vomit in the sink, sink, sink.....

Which reminds me of my life in Baltimore...

I remember the first and only time I ran into former Clinton administration press secretary, George Stephanopoulos, in the bathroom of Kramerbooks, in DC's Dupont Circle, on a Sunday morning. He looked like he had a long, late night ... like he had been repeatedly gang raped in a cowboy bar since 2am and loved every minute of it. But by the looks of the vomit stains he was trying to wash off of his disheveled tie in there, it couldn't have been all good at 9am.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I think that was really me, every day.

Only subtract cowboys, and add sub-standard women in monkey suits.

 

[swag]

As long as they didn't permanently have body hair in all the wrong places.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Let's just say.......

NO COMMENT!

 

[swag]

Don't knock the erotic merits of using a Flowbee on a chick's back unless you've tried it first, right?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

I don't even need to click the link, I know what you are talking about.

 

[The Pado]

Dinho was a flop in the WC, and now playing like shit with Barca... he is eyeing the Milan move I say....Would be nice to see all the gloryhunters ditching Barca and becoming "life-long" Milan supporter :faq1:

Guido Rossi has produced a taped Telecom Italia mobile recording of Adriano Galliani telling Ronaldinho to play badly for Barca, start a locker room bust-up and perhaps get sent off a couple times.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

What are you doing up so late, player?

 

[Rami]

Guido Rossi has produced a taped Telecom Italia mobile recording of Adriano Galliani telling Ronaldinho to play badly for Barca, start a locker room bust-up and perhaps get sent off a couple times.

Really? Never heard that...sources?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Ana irhabi, Rami.

 

[Rami]

add this to your arsenal:

"Askar Kafir, Askar Kafir"

"Fajir, Fajir, Fajir....Damir, Damir, Damir"

 

[The Pado]

Really? Never heard that...sources?

No. Think Moggi & Ibrahimovic of Ajax fame.

 

[The Pado]

But, oh, OH, Vennegoor of Hesselink and Huntelaar got injured overnight!!! That leaves TWO empty spots for STRIKERS and, as if the Devil is involved, Van Nistelrooy happens to have been scoring well in Spain AND the Champions League.

Well well well. Time to sit back, crack open a couple of beers and watch Marco sweat. Who to call, who to call...

Any coach that picks Dick Kuip (Dirk Kuyt) over RvN either has a personal axe to grind or just isn't fit for the job.

 

[The Pado]

What are you doing up so late, player?

Whacking to pics of Loganopolis and JonBenet Ramsey.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

add this to your arsenal:

"Askar Kafir, Askar Kafir"

"Fajir, Fajir, Fajir....Damir, Damir, Damir"

What do they mean?

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Whacking to pics of Loganopolis and JonBenet Ramsey.

Word to that shit, NIGEL.