Nick Against the World (45 Viewers)

[JCK]

Have you heard about the new pirate movie?
It's rated AARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite mode of transportation?
A cAARRRRGGH!

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?
arrrr

What is a pirates favorite study subject?
arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt.

What's a pirate's second-choice job?
An arrrrrrchitect!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?
A buccaneer

What's a pirate's favorite kind of cookie?
Ships ahoy

Why does a pirate's phone go beep beep beep beep beep?
Because he left it off the hook!

What does a pirate say when he takes over santa's job?
Ho ho ho and a bottle of rum!

What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Starrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrve!

What has 8 arms and 8 legs?
8 Pirates!

 

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[The Pado]

So, your an umployed pirate with no skills, no training, and all you can say is Aaarrgh!?

Aaarrgh!

OK, I think we have a position open for you.



Great FedEx commercial.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Sorry, but you can strike Mozart off that list. He was never a pirate.

yeah that one was a bush negro

 

[GordoDeCentral]

another mason: "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

 

[mikhail]

So, your an umployed pirate with no skills, no training, and all you can say is Aaarrgh!?

Aaarrgh!

OK, I think we have a position open for you.



Great FedEx commercial.

Fant-aarrgh-stic!

 

[The Pado]

another mason: "My fellow Americans, I'm pleased to tell you today that I've signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in five minutes."

Vinman?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Vinman?

close, Cap'n Crunch arrggh

 

[Enron]

What's with all the Commie leftist halabaloo that's ruining this forum? Think of the children who stumble on to this site only to see images of civil liberites and crazy Chinameez people. It will currupt their souls and make them into terrorists or worse... liberals. To think of such happenings hurts the soul of democracy which was founded on such great ideals as wire taps and racial profiling. To keep up with this leftist commie halabaloo can only mean one thing. Domination from the north. Mark my words the Icebacks* are coming. Down with Canada.


*Icebacks - people from Canada.

 

[Azzurri7]

is this an anti-bush thing? cause i hate him even though i'm not interested in politics.

Very mature and wise.

 

[Enron]

All he needs is a night with DPs Predaters and he'll soon be a man.

 

[Azzurri7]

Communism = not cool and overrated of course.

 

[Azzurri7]

All he needs is a night with DPs Predaters and he'll soon be a man.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Dudes, fuck females.

Fer real!

 

[Azzurri7]

Dudes, fuck females.

Fer real!

Spit it out broseppi, what happened?

 

[GordoDeCentral]

Dudes, fuck females.

Fer real!

isnt that why they re around?

 

[swag]

Ummmmm, Nutella & Ass. Two great tastes that taste great together.

Aye, i''e submitted it t' the authorities e'en Aye! :eyepatch:

http://add.urbandictionary.com/verify.php?code=429342cadf&function=submit

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Spit it out broseppi, what happened?

Nothing at all, just wanted to say that.

 

[IncuboRossonero]

Nothing at all, just wanted to say that.

DUDE

DUDE


Morgan's turnin around...

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

That's not what she said.....

"Ahahhahahaha, Morgan went like...."


"DUDE, DUDE, shuttepp..."


BILL GATES, BILL GATES, NUKKAH, WHAT, BOIIIIIIII..........

 

[IncuboRossonero]

All I said was that Sicily will always be identified with mafia. Regardless of what I think of Sicilians and Italians in general, people will always associate them with organised crime. That's just how it is.

To sh*t kickin inbred cousin marryin racist bigots yes perhaps (cough)..but you see whereas as some people might associate Germany with Nazis some will think of technological advancements...where some think of Italy as Mafia others think of fashion, lifestyle, high performance cars, food, etc. Whereas some think of France as a cowardly nation known for ciding rather than uprising after the Revolution others think of art, wine and culture...whereas some question Bush and the US foreign policy on the 9/11 anniversary others have the class and maturity to be silent...all depends on your class, tact, maturity and 'species' type.