OK, two can play this game...
Yar!!! Avast, there, ye commies.
Why in th' name o' Davy Jones be ye all talkin' belly shakin'? I have half a mind t' castrrrate ye all wit' me hook!
Did ye e'errr do th' nasty wit' a parrrrrrot?
Shiver my timbers and prepare to be boarded! :eyepatch: (Yes, it's already Pirate Day in Juventuz clock time...)