Nick Against the World (106 Viewers)

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

actually after the latest events off the sea of okhotsk showed how bad we need some russian folks in this mug

I grew up in the Kuril Islands, do I count?

 

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[The Pado]

pado whats that in your avatar?

Don't know, but as long as I'm Fapping I'll keep it.




Look at Lapo Elkann, the dude got himself a shitload of tats since his last arrest

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I grew up in the Kuril Islands, do I count?

did you pray to hirohito before you went to bed in your childhood?

 

[The Pado]

And the other arm

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

fapping runs in his familly?

Yea.

His father was one of the most experienced fappers of all time. He made a quantum lead in the game with his "Duel-Hand: Duel Shoe" technique. He set world records in fap time, and won the Steve Madden Cup in 1965 and 1969. He sustained a violent case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 1972 and was therefore forced into retirement.

Golden Hand Padovano, as he is known throughout the sport, is widely considered one of the best Fappers of his generation.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

did you pray to hirohito before you went to bed in your childhood?

Njet.

I prayed to "Ol' Golden Hand."

 

[Il Re]

Yea.

His father was one of the most experienced fappers of all time. He made a quantum lead in the game with his "Duel-Hand: Duel Shoe" technique. He set world records in fap time, and won the Steve Madden Cup in 1965 and 1969. He sustained a violent case of Carpal Tunnel Syndrome in 1972 and was therefore forced into retirement.

Golden Hand Padovano, as he is known throughout the sport, is widely considered one of the best Fappers of his generation.

woah!, a pro fapper, i should get pado to sign my shoe

 

[The Pado]

Don Giovanni Golden Hand Padovano could knock a bird out of mid-flight with no more than two strokes. There aren't any men like that left in this Fappers Paradise.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Don Giovanni Golden Hand Padovano could knock a bird out of mid-flight with no more than two strokes. There aren't any men like that left in this Fappers Paradise.

God rest his sole.

They say at the burial they needed two coffins, one for his body, and one for his forearms.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

no but seriously where are the russians?

 

[Dragon]

if you were a guy you would be pissing in the corner to mark your territory right now, don't worry even though she is ms.tasty maldini you will always be the great-unattainable-sweet-maldini that most guys in here dream about and your sweet chocolate starfish will always be what pado craves every waking moment

Im flattered. Do you dream about me?

 

[swag]

Don't know, but as long as I'm Fapping I'll keep it.




Look at Lapo Elkann, the dude got himself a shitload of tats since his last arrest

There are few things in life more sad and pathetic than a guy who thinks he's Robert Plant in Led Zeppelin's heyday when he's really just Kato Kaelin.

 

[swag]

no but seriously where are the russians?

They're coming!

Or at least Alan Arkin as Lieutenant Rozanov.

Say ... his role in Little Miss Sunshine was all-out f%#$-all cool.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

oh man awesome movie lol

 

[Joaco]

Your chick? You wish

you know she's my chick

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

Yea, chick with a dick.

 

[ßöмßäяðîëя]

WELCOME TO DETROIT CITY

 

[GordoDeCentral]

i expect to meet all of yous in vegas in uniforms and ready to "rock" http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20060816/lf_afp/afpentertainment_060816164306 *

*in the wise words of triumph: "Spoilers? Here's a spoiler... you will die alone."

 

[Bozi]

Im flattered. Do you dream about me?

well i dont actually have the honour of having seen your picture grace these forums so i can only imagine that you are, indeed as hot as i have heard. so no, i dont dream about you, though i hear andy does and burke has a mental image of you burned into his cerebrum that he uses to get off when he faps a shoe, hence the staggering number in this years total

 

[Lawnchair Bes]

well i dont actually have the honour of having seen your picture grace these forums so i can only imagine that you are, indeed as hot as i have heard. so no, i dont dream about you, though i hear andy does and burke has a mental image of you burned into his cerebrum that he uses to get off when he faps a shoe, hence the staggering number in this years total

whyyyyyyyyyyy god whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy did i have to format my pc without saving those pictures first. whyyyyyyyyyyyy