I pretended to barely speak one word of Italian and the professor just told me to enjoy my time in Italy and improve my language skills and not to worry too much about exams 
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My point exactly. Actually trying to award a winner of a league that played out an entire season on false pretenses is more akin to a fantasy football league than any real sort of head-to-head competition.
Now, now little boy. You seem awfully interested in alternative sexual acts, but people really should not think of animals or children in sexual terms. If you don't seek counseling for that soon, you are likely to become a convicted sex offender as an adult.
I don't know why you think that I misunderstood the verdicts delivered by the Appeals Forum. I don't know why you singled out my post which described that which I was unhappy about in the verdict, and tried to give your own opinion as if it were fact. The truth is that I do understand the verdict and I neither need nor request your take on the subject. When I need children to explain matters of law to me then there are quite enough in my own community I can refer to, and most of them have full sets of teeth. Thanks for playing.
I don't know why you think that I misunderstood the verdicts delivered by the Appeals Forum. I don't know why you singled out my post which described that which I was unhappy about in the verdict, and tried to give your own opinion as if it were fact. The truth is that I do understand the verdict and I neither need nor request your take on the subject. When I need children to explain matters of law to me then there are quite enough in my own community I can refer to, and most of them have full sets of teeth. Thanks for playing.
@ Mr. Fantasy Land - I know that you now refute the existence of the 2005-06 season, or at least Juventus' participation in the Internazionale-dominated championship. My question to you is when should we expect Juventus to refund the money for the 400,000 match day tickets sold to games that Juventus really didn't play in? Oh . . . was I being obtuse?
I went to one of those society parties last night. The kind in a million dollar home on a two million dollar piece of land, and the hostess with the slammin' body and ugly face taunts me with her Blahniks and what could be considerered a dress if it had a lot more material. *nice* . . . And guess what? Despite the fact that I had the perfect plan to obtain and fap a shoe, I failed. I lacked effort, heart, and determination. I'm beginning to think that Burke is going to win this year's fap-a-thon. 
The Pado said:
I went to one of those society parties last night. The kind in a million dollar home on a two million dollar piece of land, and the hostess with the slammin' body and ugly face taunts me with her Blahniks and what could be considerered a dress if it had a lot more material. *nice* . . . And guess what? Despite the fact that I had the perfect plan to obtain and fap a shoe, I failed. I lacked effort, heart, and determination. I'm beginning to think that Burke is going to win this year's fap-a-thon.
Pado, the solution to your problem is to start an online mail order fapping business. Follow the NetFlix model. Call it, "NetFap".
High society women at these parties subscribe to getting three pre-postage-paid boxes to mail in their shoes to you. You fap 'em and send them back. They get to tell all their friends and the trophy wives get to compare notes on whose shoes are more fappable. You even post a top 10 list on the Web site.
You get a steady supply of finer fappable footwear ... and compete with Burke's record. They get cocktail party conversation material and a little one-upmanship in their bored trophy housewive lives. Such a deal. :greed:
The Pado said:
I went to one of those society parties last night. The kind in a million dollar home on a two million dollar piece of land, and the hostess with the slammin' body and ugly face taunts me with her Blahniks and what could be considerered a dress if it had a lot more material. *nice* . . . And guess what? Despite the fact that I had the perfect plan to obtain and fap a shoe, I failed. I lacked effort, heart, and determination. I'm beginning to think that Burke is going to win this year's fap-a-thon.
Since Jenna left, my numbers have been up.
I think I am ahead of you now anyway.
Just like Inter, I think you should find a way to dig up evidence of fap-fixing. (Hey, you're a lawyer.) Then you can have your favorite corrupt judge hand out the sentencing: Burke gets demoted to Fappy B for the 2007 competition (where he can no longer use his hands) and Pado is awarded the 2006 title.
Swag, the Fappiopoli trial will begin tonight at 8:00 pm local time (01:00 GMT) in a smelly basement courtroom in Shitsville, USA. Prosecutors expect to show evidence of Fap fixing during the first 7 months of this year's Giant Fap Serie A. Charges of Misconduct have been brought against Bombardier Burke who's alleged 73 faps lead the competiton. Prosectors allege that Burke has falsified some of his claimed 73 trophies by either fapping without shoes or by simply fapping his own shoe, a practice which is unlawful under the rules of the Giant Fap competition.
Standing to gain from this trial is The Pado, last years Fapping champion. The Pado has had all 66 of his trophies verified by the Society of Society Chicks with Smokin' Bodies & Ugly Faces (SSCSBUF). If convicted, Burke faces a year in the second tier of Fapping where he could lose all of his shoes and be forced to fap into gloves, and possibly a Fappy point deduction of 6 shoes to start 2007.
Standing to gain from this trial is The Pado, last years Fapping champion. The Pado has had all 66 of his trophies verified by the Society of Society Chicks with Smokin' Bodies & Ugly Faces (SSCSBUF). If convicted, Burke faces a year in the second tier of Fapping where he could lose all of his shoes and be forced to fap into gloves, and possibly a Fappy point deduction of 6 shoes to start 2007.
