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Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
The Pado said:
What about your camel pimp stand? Is that still in business?
Of course business has really flourished, especially after our Marketing Department's insight that its not much the animal as much as the hole, so we started to offer paper mache camels at discount prices:D

We also started to provide camel hoofs for those turban-wearing fappers.
 

The Pado

Filthy Gobbo
Jul 12, 2002
9,939
Rami said:
Of course business has really flourished, especially after our Marketing Department's insight that its not much the animal as much as the hole, so we started to offer paper mache camels at discount prices:D

We also started to provide camel hoofs for those turban-wearing fappers.
Great strategy. I was thinking along those lines when I invented the "Greek Bride". Based on the 'it's the hole" theory that you employed with your business, I took a plastic buttocks that I bought at a costume shop, cut a hole in the center, lined the freshly-cut asshole with fur and duct taped a grapefruit to the inside. Man, if you never fucked a grapefruit then try one of my Greek Brides. If you're not fully satisfied I will return your $19.95 and you can keep the grapefruit as our gift to you just for trying us.
 

Rami

The Linuxologist
Dec 24, 2004
8,065
The Pado said:
Great strategy. I was thinking along those lines when I invented the "Greek Bride". Based on the 'it's the hole" theory that you employed with your business, I took a plastic buttocks that I bought at a costume shop, cut a hole in the center, lined the freshly-cut asshole with fur and duct taped a grapefruit to the inside. Man, if you never fucked a grapefruit then try one of my Greek Brides. If you're not fully satisfied I will return your $19.95 and you can keep the grapefruit as our gift to you just for trying us.
:rofl:, you never could beat The Pado. However, I am gonna give it a try.

We have lots of ideas that we want to roll out in 2007.

Camel pimping on the go:
Inflatable camels.
Golden Camel Showers booths.
Camel teabags (to be marketed in Finland)
Camel dong vending machines (Can't forget the ladies)

Oh and we assigned sir sebastian as our Chief Bestiality Advisor (CBA)
 

Byrone

Peen Meister
Dec 19, 2005
30,778
The Pado said:
Great strategy. I was thinking along those lines when I invented the "Greek Bride". Based on the 'it's the hole" theory that you employed with your business, I took a plastic buttocks that I bought at a costume shop, cut a hole in the center, lined the freshly-cut asshole with fur and duct taped a grapefruit to the inside. Man, if you never fucked a grapefruit then try one of my Greek Brides. If you're not fully satisfied I will return your $19.95 and you can keep the grapefruit as our gift to you just for trying us.
:lol2: and u say that im a sick man?????????? +rep btw.
 

Slagathor

Bedpan racing champion
Jul 25, 2001
22,708
Martin said:
Oh btw, if anyone is wondering when Kaiser will reappear, he told me he quit the forum.
Bah, that sucks. Did he say why?

As for the Lithuania - Virginia debate: I'd say they're about on equal footing in suckiness (in terms of social perceptions that I've read about), only Lithuania has nothing but progress in sight. They'll be joining the Euro in a few years, money is pouring in... Nowhere but up.

This is what Google spat out when I searched for Vilnius:



I've seen worse...
 

Seven

In bocca al lupo, Fabio.
Jun 25, 2003
39,317
The calciopoli punishments are an absolute disgrace. Milan were NOT punished. Minus eight and still in CL? What kind of insane judgement is that? Lazio and Fiorentina in A? Juventus in B with 17 points deduction? Dear god, this is really just singling out one team. An absolute disgrace.
 

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